It's rare for Kim Kardashian to wear clothing that doesn't accentuate her enormous breasts.

It's not rare, however, for her to make headlines for absolutely no reason at all.

With that in mind, Glamour has given the former sex tape star a "makeunder," which pretty much translates to sticking Kim in a baggy sweater and not applying enough makeup on her face to drown a kitten.

Asked about the toned-down look (below), Kardashian described it as the opposite of Ray J when he was banging her on video; i.e. “really soft."

Here's what else Kim told Glamour about her style, work ethic and relationship...

On career advice: “So many people think that everything will be handed to them, and that’s just not the case. You have to work for what you get.”

On who she's makeover: “Britney Spears. I feel I could style her a bit. I would love to see her hair glam and flowy.”

On contrasting hair colors: “I went blond last summer just to test it out. I felt like I was a different person, I swear. I do think blonds have more fun, but brunettes are sexier.”

On cooking for Reggie Bush: “I’m a great cook. His favorite meal is soul food: chicken and macaroni and cheese. That’s my specialty. I’ll cook it once a month with corn bread and greens. That I’ve mastered.

On marriage and/or baby urges: "I think about it all the time - it’s hard not to because of my family - but now isn’t my time.”