Come on, Paris Hilton. You're making this way too easy for us.
We know you've fallen off the celebrity gossip radar and need pointers from former BFF Kim Kardashian on how to remain relevant, but take this piece of advice:
Dressing like a skanked out Santa Claus is not the way to go.
Hilton appeared as Unsaintly Nick in Los Angeles this week, as she launched yet another fragrance, this one titled "Siren."
Indeed, the woman that taught Kim, Spencer Pratt and others how to rake in cash and headlines without contributing anything to society has been reduced to a perfume pitchwoman. It's both very sad and very awesome.
She also looks like a mannequin.
Do you miss the days when Paris Hilton was an actual A-lister? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]