Paris Hilton: Ho, Ho, Ho!

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Come on, Paris Hilton. You're making this way too easy for us.

We know you've fallen off the celebrity gossip radar and need pointers from former BFF Kim Kardashian on how to remain relevant, but take this piece of advice:

Dressing like a skanked out Santa Claus is not the way to go.

Hilton appeared as Unsaintly Nick in Los Angeles this week, as she launched yet another fragrance, this one titled "Siren."

Indeed, the woman that taught Kim, Spencer Pratt and others how to rake in cash and headlines without contributing anything to society has been reduced to a perfume pitchwoman. It's both very sad and very awesome.

She also looks like a mannequin.

Ho, Ho!
Paris
For Siren
Former A-Lister
Holiday Spirit

Do you miss the days when Paris Hilton was an actual A-lister? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Paris is actually starting to look pretty hot to me as she gets older and fills out more. This may sound crazy but I think that she has a lot of future cougar potential.

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no really wat does she do for a living...????? can someone plz answer this question cuz i still dont know

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Is anyone really that shocked? All she has every really done is pose most of her life. Sadly she will be a 60 year old woman one day and probably doing the same thing.

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]