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Tareq and Michaele Salahi need to step it up.

If the White House party crashers are really trying to score a gig on The Real Housewives of D.C., which has been rumored, today's Today visit was hella weak.

Sure, they were probably advised by legal counsel to appear dignified and somber, because they could be in deep $h!t for the stunt they pulled. Fine.

But come on. Liven things up a bit, Salahis!

Tareq and Michaele Salahi said on Today that they hate the "party crashing" label and denied they finagled their way into a White House state dinner.

Tareq and Michaele Salahi

They insisted that they were invited to the bash by a Washington law firm with ties to a senior Pentagon official, and this is all a huge misunderstanding.

Just like when she masqueraded as a Redskins cheerleader. She was probably invited to that reunion by a senior official of some kind, too. Convenient!

“This has been the most devastating thing that’s ever happened to us,” Tareq Salahi said. “We’re greatly saddened by all of the recent circumstances."

"I can tell you we did not party crash the White House.”

The couple said they are reeling from the media attention, which is odd as that's what it appeared they were seeking from crashing a state dinner.

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Joanna Krupa has a message for animals killers across the world:

Stop killing animals... or I'll keep taking my clothes off!

The model and former Dancing with the Stars contestant might wanna rethink her strategy. After all, we're not about to go stomp on any puppies - but Krupa's multiple, naked PETA campaigns aren't exactly turning us off to the idea, either.

Nude for PETA

The latest poster showcases the beauty's affection for animal adoption and canine safety. She says:

“We’re trying to spread the word that breeding isn’t the way to go. Somebody needs to put their foot down and stop this breeding and these puppy mills... [T]hey’re in these little tiny cages, and all they’re doing is breeding their whole life."

Hey, if a picture of Joanna Krupa nude, covered by a cross, doesn't stop this transgression, nothing will!

Joanna Krupa Nude

Joanna Krupa has made it clear: she'll keep getting naked until all the animals on the planet are safe!

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The criminal chapter of the Tiger Woods saga has ended, with the golfer being fined for careless driving, but no domestic abuse charges filed against Elin Nordegren.

In a much-less-interesting but more appropriate manner than the celebrity gossip public might have hoped for, Woods was cited for careless driving and fined $164.

Elin Nordegren's New House

That's it.

The matter of whether Tiger slept with Jaimee Grubbs and/or Rachel Uchitel remains, but as far as criminal charges go, you can consider the Woods case closed.

"The investigation has determined that Mr. Woods is at fault in the crash," Maj. Cindy Williams of the Florida Highway Patrol said at a press conference Tuesday.

Elin and Tiger Woods are officially out of the ... police blotter.

Tiger's careless driving violation carries the aforementioned fine and four points on Woods' driving record. Not had for hitting a fire hydrant and his neighbor's tree.

More significantly, the FHP will not be pursuing criminal charges after an investigation of Elin Woods provided "insufficient evidence" of domestic abuse on Tiger.

Williams noted that contrary to previous reports, investigators had no reason to issue a subpoena for any medical information that might exist from the incident.

While reports of Elin roughing up Tiger and chasing him out of the house, prompting his car crash, no claims of domestic violence from either Woods were made.

With no testimony or hard proof, it is hard to make a case.

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Bill Clinton is a man that once thought Monica Lewinsky was hot enough to stick a cigar up her vagina.

So his taste may be questionable.

Chelsea Clinton, Husband Marc Mezvinsky

But daughter Chelsea should still be comforted by the fact that her father is a big fan of his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky.

"He is great. He is a great human being," the former president said today as he left a panel discussion at Columbia University's Mailman School of Public Health.

In case Clinton's own words aren't enough, a source told People that "Bill adores [Mezvinsky]. This is the son he didn't have. This is the relationship Bill didn't have with his father."

Chelsea and Marc have known each other for yeas. They got engaged on Thanksgiving.

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Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, alleged MJ love child and sort of namesake, will not relent in his quest for a piece of the late music icon's mammoth estate.

The young man who claims to be Michael Jackson's son is going back to court in the hopes of getting a slice of his fortune, even though he was already nixed.

The people who run MJ's estate turned him down once before (we all know Michael's only real secret son is Omer Bhatti), but that's not gonna stop Prince 2.0.

Prince Michael Malachi filed "objections of rejection" paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court, begging a judge to "have determined that he is the biological son of Michael Joseph Jackson ... and gain whatever benefits he is entitled to."

Those being jack.

Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson Picture

Is this Michael Jackson's love child? It's doubtful.

The Jackson estate had rejected the claim Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson made back in August, even though the now-24-year-old provided a California birth certificate which lists Michael Joseph Jackson under the "father" section.

You can write anything you want on those things, but hey. Whatever you want to call "evidence," you go ahead and provide there, PMMJJ.

Let us know how it goes.

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Is Lindsay Lohan finally moving on from Samantha Ronson? Last night at Butter in NYC, it seemed like her sights were set on none other than John Mayer.

The two were seen sharing a table and dancing at the nightclub. If John wants to make good on his wish to bang more girls, that's a good place to start!

Although there was no PDA, a source says LiLo seemed very interested in John Mayer. It's unclear if they discussed her dad's fake suicide Tweet threat.

"She would follow his every move," a source close to the starlet said. "He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it."

La Lohan

John Mayer. Lindsay Lohan. It's pretty much inevitable.

Belvedere was the drink of choice for their table, but Lindsay, surprisingly passed on shots that were offered up. John, unsurprisingly, downed them.

So what happened at the end of the night?

LiLo and John were still partying together at 3 a.m., according to a source. No word on whether the douchebag left with the troubled actress or not.

John's camp is staying quiet on this possible toxic pairing, and with good reason. "No comment," they told E! when asked about the train wreck.

L.L., of course, already Twittered about their night together ...

Lohan

You heard it here first. John Mayer is a butter face. And a d-bab.

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Note to George Clooney: stop being so perfect. You're making the rest of us look bad!

The Oscar-winner stars in a new movie that opens this Friday, Up in the Air. It's receiving rave reviews and premiered in Los Angeles last night.

As if another surefire Academy Award nomination isn't enough, Clooney showed off his romantic, handsome side at the premiere, bringing girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis as one date; and his adorable, mama's boy side by bringing his mother as his other date.

The guy can do no wrong. Check out George and his ladies below:

George and his Ladies

Cindy Crawford also stopped by the red carpet because, hey, why shouldn't she? She's Cindy Crawford. She's welcome anywhere!

Click on the photos below to enlarge a picture of that supermodel and a bunch more of this super actor...

  • Gorgeous George
  • Silly George
  • Signing for Fans
  • Pic of George Clooney
  • Cindy C.

[Photos: Splash News]

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A couple of strong women and (mostly) popular figures, Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin, lead Barbara Walters' list of the 10 Most Fascinating People of the year.

For better or worse, the reality TV mother of eight and former governor / V.P. nominee are certainly fascinating. You just can't look away from what they do.

Same is true of car wrecks on the other side of the highway, but no matter. Few get people talking like Kate and Sarah - or a certain new big name in music.

Controversial American Idol alum Adam Lambert, whose music and sexually charged performances make him a tabloid staple, is another member of the list.

Red Carpet Lambert

Adam, Sarah and Kate: Three of 2009's Most Fascinating.

Singer/rumored hermaphrodite Lady Gaga, annoying NFL star Brett Favre, Tyler Perry, and Fox News personality Glenn Beck made the top 10 of '09 as well.

Perhaps the most intriguing inclusion? Jenny Sanford, the wife of philandering South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, will also be interviewed by Barbara Walters.

The special, Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009, airs on ABC December 9. Who is your most fascinating person of 2009?

The way things are going lately, we'd think Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs would be in a dead heat for the #1 spot, with Levi Johnston a close second.

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Looks like Tiger Woods has more than Rachel Uchitel rumors to worry about.

Us Weekly is reportedly planning to release a bombshell cover story about Jaimee Grubbs, a woman who claims she had a 31-month affair with Tiger.

Grubbs says she has voicemails and text messages to prove this.

The woman claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. A 21-year-old waitress at the time, she says she and Woods began a long-running affair.

According to Us, Jaimee Grubbs has more than 300 texts from Tiger, who wed Elin Nordegren in 2004, and whose personal life is now under scrutiny.

Was Tiger Woods having an affair with Jaimee Grubbs?

His wife is being investigated by police for possibly abusing Tiger - allegedly over reports that he slept with Rachel Uchitel. She's not gonna like this!

The magazine, due out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger, and will include "photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair."

It's still very possible this is all bogus, but you have to wonder. Could Woods be the latest seemingly squeaky-clean celebrity living a double life here?

Jaimee Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's Tool Academy. If it's true she was tooling around with Tiger Woods, well, she better watch her back.

Elin can go pretty crazy wielding a golf club, after all.

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Yesterday, readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for this photo of Hulk Hogan celebrating, or exclaiming ... well, that was up to you.

Thus, your THG Caption Contest winner is Hank Essay.

Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in for it.

Thanks for playing and good luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Bloodied Hulk

Look what Tiger's wife did to me!!!!!

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