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Thank you, Catholic Church!

For months, The Hollywood Gossip has been calling out PETA for its attention-seeking tactics; the charity clearly cares more about making headlines with racy ads than actually saving animals.

Now, we've got the backing of over one billion people, as the Catholic League has taken issue with PETA's latest, ridiculous poster: a shot of Joanna Krupa naked, covering herself with a cross.

Wrote Catholic League President Bill Donohue in a statement:

"The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don't rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims.

"PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101."

Nude for PETA

Responded Krupa:

"As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads. I'm doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of God's creation."

That's dandy, Joanna. But can you explain how posing nude, with a crucifix covering your private parts, is remotely related to that cause? No way it's to hype your upcoming Playboy pictorial, right?

"I think worrying about going topless in a photo shoot or film is really ridiculous," Krupa said to Fox News. "And the fact is, Pope John Paul said, since we were born naked, it is art, and it's just showing a beautiful body that God created."

Somewhere, Levi Johnston is nodding in agreement.

Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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Another week, another great tabloid cover from OK!

We haven't heard a whole lot from Katie Holmes in awhile, probably because she's been let out of her cage long enough to do some of her own projects.

Meanwhile, her husband, Tom Cruise, is overseas filming the action-romance Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. Is the separation hurting their marriage?

Rumors that the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary November 18, have separated because of marital tensions are running rampant.

On the contrary, though, OK! can exclusively make up report that Tom and Katie reached a deal on expanding their family: for $75 million, she'll do it!!

New Marriage Deal!

In other news, Tiger Woods apparently "reveals what really happened" in this issue. We doubt it, unless they mean how he lost the PGA Championship to Y.E. Yang.

While right now work is Katie's first priority, which Tom doesn’t agree with, she plans to get pregnant "sometime in the next year." And in return?

Well, she becomes $75 million more "vested" in Tom's fortune. Talk about a romantic offer. Wonder how much she got for creating Suri Cruise.

Part of the reason for Katie's independent streak? She wants to feel like an equal partner in the marriage for once, not just the wife of a megastar.

“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

That and creating celebrity gossip "news" like this.

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Poor Ojani Noa.

Dude just can't seem to cash in on his ex-wife thanks to pesky judges who keep on blocking the release of his honeymoon tape with Jennifer Lopez.

An Former Couple

Yes, J. Lo was once married to some dude named Ojani Noa, and yes, there is a honeymoon tape. Calling it a J. Lo sex tape is kind of a misnomer.

More on that in a moment.

Lopez has been fighting tooth and nail to keep her private life with her first ex-husband private, and yesterday, a judge’s ruling helped her cause.

An L.A. Superior Court judge is keeping a ban in place against Ojani Noa, saying he can’t release his private home videos of J. Lo, the AP reports.

Thus ends his long-awaited chance to cash in.

Judge James C. Chalfant said he will issue an injunction against anyone distribute the videos, while Jennifer sued Noa last month for $10 million.

She claimed Ojani was in breach of the terms of their divorce and a confidentiality agreement. Looks like a judge agreed and the tape is kaput.

Not that it was even that racy, according to her attorney, who denies the Jennifer "sex tape" even contains any sexual situations with Ojani Noa.

"There wasn't anything close to sex in it," Lopez's attorney John Lavely said. "We never alleged that. But it's private and personal to my client."

The footage has scenes from the ex-couple's marriage in Florida and honeymoon in Cuba, Noa's film partner Claudia Vazquez previously stated.

Jennifer and Ojani married in 1997, but stayed together for only 11 months afterward. She went on to marry Cris Judd and then Marc Anthony.

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New Moon is still raking in cash.

There's over seven months until Eclipse is released.

But, hey, it's never too early to discuss Breaking Dawn, is it?

Sources have confirmed that the final installment in the Twilight Saga will be broken up into two films, similar to the plans for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Said an insider of the movie studio's thinking:

"Knowing Summit, [the announcement] will be soon, with the giant success of New Moon. Why would they not stretch it out and make as much money as possible from this franchise?"

Of course, the question on everyone's mind concerns the flick's stars: Will Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson be available for twice the shooting?

Keeping Distance

Too much of a good thing? Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will star in a Breaking Dawn double feature.

Yes, a source told E! News. Fans have nothing to worry about.

"They are so on board. But the money has to be right. If it is, it'll happen - especially now that [Rob and Kristen] are learning better how to handle the press."

We doubt Rob or Kristen has to be concerned about money ever again. The studio could offer each a billion dollars for Breaking Dawn and still see a return on its investment.

Are you excited for THREE more films in the Twilight Saga? Or do you fear this decision may create Robsten and vampire backlash?

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It's a baby girl for singer Lisa Loeb and Roey Hershkovitz!

Lyla Rose Loeb Hershkovitz arrived Sunday at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and is the first child for the couple, who got married in February.

Britney, Sean

Lisa and Roey, a singer and a production supervisor for The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, respectively, only recently announced they were expecting.

The couple met in 2006 at a business meeting and married last January.

Loeb shot to fame in 1994 with the No. 1 single "Stay" from Reality Bites.

She also helps underprivileged kids through her own non-profit, the Camp Lisa Foundation, which gives at-risk kids the chance to go to summer camp.

Congratulations to the newlyweds - and newly-parents!

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Joe Simpson will not take criticism of his prize employees sitting down.

At Monday's performance of Chicago in Manhattan, where Ashlee Simpson-Wentz made her Broadway debut, her dad admitted feeling under siege.

"We as a family are under a lot pressure," the pimp-in-chief of the Simpsons said, adding that peeps want "to make us look bad, want us to fail."

This is not true, and we resent the allegation. We merely point out and delight in the fact that they do fail when their acting is beyond painful.

"The world says whatever it says," he adds. "They always want to make it look like we're failures but we're really just a family that works hard."

Not sure who they are, but whatever helps Joe sleep at night.

  • Jess Simps
  • Ash Simps

Ashlee getting canned from Melrose Place wasn't the only setback in what has been a tough year for Joe's girls, however. There's Jessica. Ouch.

In 2009, she struggled with her weight, wore some hideous fashion, watched a coyote snack on her dog and got dumped by NFL star Tony Romo.

The night before her birthday, no less. That stings.

Fortunately, next year Jessica returns to reality TV with The Price of Beauty, a VH1 series that features her traveling the world. Scintillating.

The happy dad - who cried during Ashlee's Chicago performance - praised both of his daughters' ability to roll with the punches above all.

"My children look at ups and downs and rise up above it all and remain strong. We're just normal people, and we always try to be who we are."

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It's easy to forget how far Justin Timberlake has come.

Just a few years ago, the singer was part of 'NSync, one of numerous boy bands that flamed out after a couple years and a few hits.

Back then, could anyone have predicted that JT would go on to work with hip hop artists such as Timbaland, become one of the most popular hosts in Saturday Night Live history and be considered the most successful male singer of his generation?

Oh, and land a certified hottie as his girlfriend?

For a new movie, however, Timberlake is going back in time. He stars in The Social Network, which is based on the founding of Facebook. Other details of the plot are being kept under wraps, but the crooner was recently spotted on set sporting blonde, curly locks.

Just like the old days. See for yourself:

  • Curled Again
  • The Old JT

Do you like JT with blonde, curly hair?

 

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Thank goodness Keeping Up with the Kardashians is returning with new episodes on Sunday, December 13.

After all, it's been far too long since Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have been in the news. We've gone minutes without writing about their latest attention-seeking actions.

All Broken Up

The sisters - along with other family members that contribute nothing to society - premiere the fourth season of their reality show in less than two weeks. As the poster below teases: What a difference a year makes.

A few months ago, Kourtney wasn't pregnant and Khloe wasn't married. What would the new season have even focused on if the writers hadn't asked these siblings to make drastic life changes?

Tune in to E! on December 13 for new drama, new intrigue and to finally realize: you really need to get a life if you care at all how these people live theirs.

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You know what they say. If there's no video to supplement the story you're reporting on, make up your own via high-tech computer animated graphics!

A Chinese news station did just that with the Tiger Woods saga, reenacting what happened (or at least what many think happened) Friday morning.

Skip ahead to the 55-second mark and see Elin Nordegren go off on Tiger over his alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel, causing him to flee his house.

The scorned spouse chased after the athlete with a golf club, whacking away at his Cadillac SUV, he got distracted and the rest is very-recent history ...

The only thing this video lacks is a simulated Jaimee Grubbs coming forward and looking for her 15 minutes of fame. Maybe that'll be in Part II.

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Earlier today, Jaimee Grubbs, of VH1's Tool Academy quasi-fame, came forward to allege that she had been having a 31-month affair with golf great Tiger Woods.

She says that she met the athlete in Las Vegas back in April 2007 and have slept together at least 20 times since. Those of you doing quick math are correct:

April 2007-Right Freaking Now = 31 months.

In fact, Us promises that tomorrow, it will post a voicemail Woods left Jaimee Grubbs last Tuesday in which he says his wife, Elin, may have caught on to the affair.

Could it be that Jaimee was the mistress whose involvement with Tiger triggered Elin's wrath, and that Rachel Uchitel wasn't even involved (which she claims)?

Jaimee Grubbs rocks a red bikini in this recent photo.

While Tiger and Elin will not face charges after the incident last week - he crashed his car into a hydrant and a neighbor's tree after presumably fleeing his mansion in the midst of a nuclear fight with her - he's still got a lot of explaining to do.

That's assuming Grubbs is even telling the truth, of course.

Right now, it's all speculation. But if Us' voicemails and texts are valid - the celeb gossip magazine claims Jaimee's given them the goods - it could get really ugly.

Click to enlarge more Jaimee Grubbs pictures below ...