OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

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Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

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Pak31, I agree that the tabloid media should stop feeding off of manipulative and made-up faux brad/angie drama, but your comment regarding angelina NOT being attractive is plain NUTS! I've found that women who like you who fail to see the genuine beauty in other women, especially the obviously GORGEOUS ones, are actually insecure about their own looks, or envies the ones beauty they are downplaying. So sorry for you. But if you want to join the real world, google Angelina Jolie 'images' and you will see MANY pictures without a vein in the middle of her head. Brad has a vein there too sometimes. It appears when they are smiling and blissfully happy and amused. You haters should try it sometime. Peace.

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I know people say she's beautiful but that vein running down her forhead and the lips and those teeth are not attractive. I just don't get the fascination. Plus will anyone leave them alone? The whole triangle with Aniston is really really old now.

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

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