OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

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Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

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WHO HATE ANGELINA JOLIE. THAT PERSON IS SERIOUS MENTAL SICKNESS .THE MORE THEY INSULTED ANGIE. THE MORE JENIFER ANISTON GET MANLESS AND DIE LONELY.

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Another tabloist crapss from Jenifer Aniston assistants? Or Ian Halperin got pay from Jenifer Aniston?

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Is Jenifer Aniston high class? No way. She is a "whoreclass "because she slepted with a string of young Hollywood boys.

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WHO IS STUPPID TO BELIEVED THIS CRAPS?

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InTouch is a pathetic rag that grabs and makes up lies to keep what little gullible people buy their lying mag! Brangelina is living their life. Aniston is OLD news. Stop beating a dead horse. Seems InTouch is the only one still at this hating. Wishing the best to my Brangelinas!!

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Jennifer Aniston has TOO much class to take Pitt back after what he did to her. Pitt can keep Joli.

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I just have to say that Brad Pitt, with that chin-full of scraggly gray matted-looking hair, is UGLY!! Angelina can have him!! They deserve each other...ugh.

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i agree. jen is so beautiful. whoever is saying angelina is "dangerously beautiful" needs to get their eyes checked. she looks count dracula's wife, all she's good for is trying to pop babies. jen is so much better off without brad, i hope she doesn't get back with him, she could do so much better, brad and angelina deserve each other, they're such low-lives

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SHUT UP LAURA AND GET A LIFE. JENNIFER ANISTON IS 100 TIMES CLASSIER AND A BETTER WOMAN THAN ANGIE COULD EVER HOPE FOR......SHE AND BRAD ARE THE "PITS".

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She is dangerously beautiful,not just "attractive".Puts many other women to shame.And these sick tabloids should stop once,we're tired of reading crappy lies.I don't buy any of these magazines anymore.