OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

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Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

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Saw the great pictures of Brad and Angelina and the kids at the coffee shop. also saw the adorable pics of Brad and the girls picking up Angelina after work.. WOW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Gorgeous. What a beautiful family. And Brad sure loves him some Angie! Brad says he wants another baby and born in England. So whenever Angie gets pregnant again we will not be surprised to see the baby or babies born in England. Blessings to Brad and Angelina. ALL of their babies are planned by BOTH of them. INTOUCH is a lying tabloid and anyone who believes there lies is a FOOL!

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Had to comment on the stupidity of this headline. Does anyone believe this drivel?

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Jen must be on her last leg because Havane is working overtime with these tabloid lies. Jen you need a new PR man. Huvane makes you look like a fool with each lie Intouch prints.

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You need help. You are one sick woman. Did your husband kick you to the curb and run off with a BETTER woman? Did Jen say her ex husband was "STOLEN" from her? You make Jen look more pathetic than she already is. Jen said NO ONE CHEATED! Get that through your sick head you insane moron. Brad Pitt did NOT leave you. Get over it

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conie, you are a genius, you really got it right on that one

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HEY CUCU, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS BESIDES YOU IS ANGELINA JOLIE, SHE IS TRYING TO KILL HERSELF AGAIN TO KEEP STUPID BRAD GLUED TO HER SKINNY SMELLY ASS, DO YOU THINK SHE LOVES HER KIDS BY ACTING THE WAY SHE DOES? OF COURSE NOT, SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT HER, ALWAYS HAS AND ALL THAT BULL SHIT OF DOING GOOD TO PEOPLE OF FOREIGN COUNTRIES IS A LIE, IF SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON SHE WOULD NOT STEAL OTHER WOMEN'S MEN BECAUSE SHE HAS HURT A LOT OF PERSONS INCLUDING HER OWN MOTHER AND FATHER. SHE IS A TRASHY, LOW LIFE, WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, CRAZY, DRUG ADDICT, LESBIAN, SKINNY LONG ARMS AND LEGS, ETC. I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE KIDS, TIME WILL TELL. JENNIFFER ANISTON IS BEAUTIFUL, CLASSY LADY AND HAS A BODY THAT BIG LIPS ANGELINA WOULD LOVE TO HAVE. ONLY THE LOSERS, LOW LIFES LIKE ANGELINA.

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i really think people like tina who believe that the beautiful and talented jennifer aniston really wants herself connected to this pathetic couple who can only get publicity by making babies and dragging jen into the middle of their relationship. get over it... jen doesn't want him, he's a loser

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It is so obvious that one of the "ultimatums" Jen gave Brad for leaving her for Angie was that she always must be in the tabloids after them two hooked up. Meaning the three of them, I feel, made some kind of contract with the tabloids to where Jen will always have her face shown on the mags...that there will always be some kind of "problem" to where she would land on the covers. I truly believe this.

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Jenifer Aniston can't change her hairstyle because she need her hair to cover hef big square fat face ha ha

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The more they hate Jolie. The more Brad love her and the more Chinifer Manfaceton die lonely

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston