Due to the presence of Scott Disick as his dad, the THG staff has determined that Mason Dash might be in for a tough childhood.

However, a report in Star magazine has great, life-altering news for the newborn: Disick might not be his father after all!

Anonymous, likely made-up sources say Michael Girgenti - a 23-year-old model and rapper that goes by the stage name of Premo Stallone - banged the heck out of Kourtney Kardashian around the time she got impregnanted.

"Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He's definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby," the insider claims.

Michael "Premo Stallone" Girgenti belongs on Jersey Shore - and, possibly, on Mason Dash Disick's birth cerificate as the real father!

While a Kardashian rep insists Scott is Mason's biological father, Michael himself was asked if could have fathered the child. His intriguing response?

"You could say that, yeah."

We are saying that, Premo. After all, everyone knows how much Kourtney hates taking her birth control pills, yet loves to have her name in the news.