Kim Kardashian Kontinues to Kourt Attention

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Poor Kim Kardashian.

If it wasn't for her large breasts and her sex tape, America would never have been exposed to her useless, spoiled family.

Hi, Kim and Kourtney!

And how have her relatives paid Kim back for their elevation into the spotlight? By getting knocked up and married, thereby stealing headlines from the heretofore most famous sibling.

It's sad, really, especially as we've witnessed Kim stoop to new lows in order to get back into the good graces of the celebrity gossip world.

The reality star's latest, desperate attempt to make headlines includes a Twitter post made yesterday afternoon, shortly after being outfitted with blonde and brown hair extensions that had to be glued in for a photo shoot. She wrote:

"Those blonde streaks were extensions that they glued in 4 a shoot! It took hours to get them out - now I have this glue in my hair! Torture!"

Tweeted former prisoners at Abu Ghraib in response: "We'll show you torture!"

After whining about the streaks, Kim showed them off at last night's Cracked Christmas, an event benefiting the Trevor Project in Los Angeles.

What do you think of her look? We know most guys expect to see this when they hear about Kim Kardashian streaking, but they'll have to settle for oddly-colored fake hair instead.

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DFid you see the episode last night??? Pathetic Chris janner THE MOTHER so FU*^&&*^* jelous was stilling the daughters wedding gifts!!!! How low has this pathetic excuse of human being has to go!!!!! Chris you are a PIG!!!!!

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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