Breaking news: Tiger Woods has been linked to a mistress! Oh, that doesn't narrow it down. He's been linked to a porn star! Wait, that doesn't even do it.
Adult film star actress Joslyn James, according to sports site Deadspin, Fox News and the Huffington Post, is the latest woman to allege an affair with Tiger.
She would talk about "all the freaky sh!t Tiger dug in bed," according to a "co-worker."
James, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, and who specializes in kinky sex, was Woods' "full-time" mistress, several sources have reported.
Siwik-Daniels / Joslyn James has provided "years of faithful service to [Woods'] virulent sexual appetite," according to one woman who knows her.
Sounds right up his alley and like just his type. As in she has a pulse.
Joslyn James: Tiger Woods' "full-time" mistress. Whatever that means.
The tattooed brunette, who is based in Las Vegas, would be - if true - at least the eighth named go-to girl linked to the married world's #1 golfer.
That's right, he has seven other mistresses. That we know. Give it time.
Might we see any/all of Tiger's girls in the buff? Besides the adult stars?
Porn king Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, Joslyn's sometime boss, has offered $1 million to any of Woods' mistresses to star in a skin flick.
Woods was previously reported to have slept with Holly Sampson, whose credits include Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.
Perhaps a collaboration with James, Woods and Sampson is in order?