Jessica Simpson Sticks Lit Candle in Her Ear

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Not that many years ago, Jessica Simpson was making hit records, starring in movies, and dominating gossip headlines as one of the hottest celebs around.

Now? She's posting Twitter videos of herself jamming candles in her ear.

You've probably stopped reading already, but if you're still around, this took place after Ken Paves told her putting a lit candle in her ear removes ear wax.

Ken is Jessica's BFF and hair stylist. He also has the most annoying laugh we've ever heard ... seriously, Kendra Wilkinson has just been dethroned there.

The funniest part? Jessica moaning like crazy. Is it because it's uncomfortable, or because the exploration of her ear with a warm, waxy substance just ...

Okay, that's enough. If you really have nothing better to do, watch it:

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson