Not that many years ago, Jessica Simpson was making hit records, starring in movies, and dominating gossip headlines as one of the hottest celebs around.
Now? She's posting Twitter videos of herself jamming candles in her ear.
You've probably stopped reading already, but if you're still around, this took place after Ken Paves told her putting a lit candle in her ear removes ear wax.
Ken is Jessica's BFF and hair stylist. He also has the most annoying laugh we've ever heard ... seriously, Kendra Wilkinson has just been dethroned there.
The funniest part? Jessica moaning like crazy. Is it because it's uncomfortable, or because the exploration of her ear with a warm, waxy substance just ...
Okay, that's enough. If you really have nothing better to do, watch it: