Hugh Hefner on Tiger Scandal: Who Cares!?
Lots of people were probably surprised when they heard Tiger Woods was cheating (relentlessly, it appears) on his wife and his children's mother, Elin.
Hugh Hefner is not one of those people.
Like the golfer, the octogenarian knows a thing or 10 about juggling three girls at the same time - and he doesn't see what the big deal is with Woods.
"I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised," the Playboy mogul told E! News. "If you're a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well ..."
"Ultimately, marriage is just a convenience. It's very nice for raising kids," Hugh adds, "but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a pipe dream!"
At least Tiger hasn't lost any respect from Hugh.
You knew this was coming. Asked if he'd like the Tiger Woods mistresses to bare all for a spread in Playboy, Hefner thought about it, but seemed unmoved:
"We're not really looking for scandal, but I don't know ... We'll see."
Jaimee Grubbs, the most vocal of Tiger's side pieces, once tried to get in the magazine, so we know she'd be down, but Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin?
Think of the great headline potential, though: Triple Bogey: (Golf) Balls Deep in the Rough with Tiger's Girls Next Door ... or something. Is this thing on?
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April 8th, 2010 8:44 PM
Hef looks pale. Did someone cut his balls off too?
February 13th, 2010 10:03 AM
Dumb americans with hypocritical sexbehavior, resulting in unreflected adoption of british puritanism, resulting in porn industry of the world and at same time criminalization of showing nipples on TV.
Tiger should have better ignore american outrage and laugh about it. All the world is laughing about America making it a national disaster.
Instead of going to a sextherapy, Tiger should continue doing what he likes. Why the fuck does he care about any other dumb's opinion?
January 12th, 2010 6:12 PM
Hef needs to call it quits and hang up his dried up balls.
December 28th, 2009 6:46 PM
Hef looks like a bag of molten shit. WTF is he dead?
December 15th, 2009 5:15 AM
Hef is the man! Tiger is just a guy like everyone else. Give the dude a break
December 14th, 2009 10:29 PM
Not surprised that a pig would support another pig :-}}
December 10th, 2009 10:14 PM
Oh Hugh,
No wife is going to buy a razor for her husband for which you are paid to be the poster boy. (Tiger was the face of Gillette)
No wife is going to want her husband to wear a watch for which you are the poster boy. (Tiger was in my Vanity Fair hawking some watch)
If a sportsman wants the sponsors a "family man" gets, then it would behoove him to be a family man.
December 8th, 2009 8:29 PM
I guess that's a pix of Hef at the morgue. How do they get that shit to stand? Is his corpse held up by ropes?
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December 6th, 2009 8:59 PM
oh fuck you, you dried-up old loser! You can't even get a woman you don't pay for!
December 5th, 2009 1:31 PM
HE SHOULD TELL ALL THESE CHIPPIES TO GO PISS UP A ROPE AND THAT INCLUDES HIS WIFE.