Heidi Montag Pens Love Poem to Spencer Pratt

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A woman of zero many talents, Heidi Montag now fashions herself a writer.

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    i have never read something so pathetic. talk about dribbling shit, what a load of garbage. cant even begin with saying whats wrong with it, its all just complete crap. i'd rather read 'poetry' from a 4th grader, it'd make more sense and be more intelligent then that. i hope her face falls off.

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    This poem is pretty interesting now that we know she was heavily sedated from her multiple surgeries when she wrote this.

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    Shrugs, in my personal opinion, poetry of this sort should be kept private. Between the author and the intended recipient. If poetry comes from the heart, it really doesn't matter how good it is. If it is just for attention, then I completely agree, at least spell check the thing!

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    Think maybe she should've edited this damn poem before she posted it for millions to see? You can get plastic surgery out the ass but can't hire an editor.... wooooowwww

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    omg thats really sad, how pathetic. she makes me feel sick. i hate her

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    shes such a dumb ass!!! give me a break already!!!!! they are made for eachother! shes no poet either!!! and she cant sing for shit either!!! what idiots!!! eheheheheh anything heidi does isnt cute its all for attention and thats all and spencer is so damn ugly!! yuck

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    well i think its cute. she prob shouldnt have twittered it to the world but its not such a terrible thing that he makes her happy, jerk or not. (cancel the not)

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    What an ugly girl.. Heidi I mean

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    I read the poem and now I feel sick,
    It was filled with utter nonsense and shtick.
    Her hubby's a dope, she is too,
    And now I just need to get a tattoo.

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    As an educated poet, I have to say that rhyming poetry ended oh, around a century ago. (That's 100 years, Heidi. But, maybe she missed that class in high school. Don't quit your day job Heidi. Wait. You don't really have one.




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