For her 20th birthday, we were gonna get Taylor Swift a quartet of Country Music Awards. But she already has those.
Then, we were gonna ensure her nomination for a slew of Grammys. But, nope, the singer has snagged those, too.
A fake ID, so she doesn't have to wait a year to drink legally? Nah. This isn't Miley Cyrus.
Might we honor the beauty with a spot on our Celebrity of the Year countdown? You'll find out soon!
For now, we're simply gonna offer Taylor gifts that money can't buy: our deepest appreciation of her talent, our gratitude for her normalcy, a request to readers to send in your birthday wishes to the superstar, and the photo montage below...