The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: November 5

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to write the funniest caption for the celebrity photo posted below!

The rules are simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). As many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we announce the winner.

That's it. Today's Caption Contest features newly-crowned World Series winner Alex Rodriguez getting a celebratory champagne bath after last night's win.

What could Alex be saying or thinking here? You tell us ...


The World Series ring should really help me out with the ladies this offseason!


ohhhh boyy I cant wait to do this to kate later


"A-Rod the only gay manwhore in baseball"


Agh, were's my protective glasses asshole. It's in my eyes


You guys wonder why my lips are always so blue?!?! The champagne is so cold, that's why!


Is this going to cause my make-up to run?


The Yankees win. THHHHEEEEE Yankees win!


god bless steroids

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Alex Rodriguez Biography

Cynthia Rodriguez: F-Rod!
Alex Rodriguez is the New York Yankees third baseman. He is by all accounts a superstar slugger. He is also very rich. And he is... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez Quotes

Times are a bit difficult. But I've been through tougher times. I'll get through them. And the support of the New York fans is incredible.

Alex Rodriguez

She's my f--king soulmate, dude.

Alex Rodriguez [on Madonna, allegedly]