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The World Series ring should really help me out with the ladies this offseason!

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ohhhh boyy I cant wait to do this to kate later

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"A-Rod the only gay manwhore in baseball"

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Agh, were's my protective glasses asshole. It's in my eyes

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You guys wonder why my lips are always so blue?!?! The champagne is so cold, that's why!

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Is this going to cause my make-up to run?

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The Yankees win. THHHHEEEEE Yankees win!

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god bless steroids



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