The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: November 5

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to write the funniest caption for the celebrity photo posted below!

The rules are simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). As many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we announce the winner.

That's it. Today's Caption Contest features newly-crowned World Series winner Alex Rodriguez getting a celebratory champagne bath after last night's win.

What could Alex be saying or thinking here? You tell us ...


Why do I feel like I'm in a R-Kelly video.


What goes around comes around!!


mmmm, this is so much better when its not a golden shower!


My God! This is like, 27 balls, all over my face!!!!!


why is this beer so... warm? and why does it smell like piss?


even winner's need a little something extra


OOOOH, Baby, you know I love it when we bathe together!


This golden shower is VERY different than the one Kate gives me


Ah, refreshing. I never knew a man could make me feel this good, I have some thinking to do....


Noooooo... dont waste the alcohol man!

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Alex Rodriguez Biography

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Alex Rodriguez is the New York Yankees third baseman. He is by all accounts a superstar slugger. He is also very rich. And he is... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez Quotes

Times are a bit difficult. But I've been through tougher times. I'll get through them. And the support of the New York fans is incredible.

Alex Rodriguez

She's my f--king soulmate, dude.

Alex Rodriguez [on Madonna, allegedly]