The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: November 30

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to send in the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic posted below!

It's quite simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). Post as many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce the winner.

That's it! Go to town, people! Today's Caption Contest features a bloodied Hulk Hogan in the ring. What could this crazy fella be thinking/saying? You tell us ...

Bloodied Hulk
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I feel pretty... oh, so pretty !


I told you 4 ... count em 4 times to clean the house woman.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? ah 1 , ah choooow , ahh 3333!!!


(Speaks with a studder) Thir, Thir, Thir, Thirty Seconds is took for me, me, me to wi, wi, win against him. Tha, tha, tha, thank you for be, be, be, beliving in me, Brooke and Ni, Ni, Nick.


Soon after using a razor blade to cut himself Hulk Hogan puts an arm up into the air while grimacing


"All by my self... Don't wanna be, all by myyyy seeeelf, anymoooooore!!!!"


Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.


What's this...pig's blood?? I knew I hadn't really been invited to the prom...I'll have my revenge - Carrie style!


"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."


Could I behold them after this? Oh no!
Would I could now with equal ease remove
My hearing too, be deaf as well as blind,
And from another entrance shut out woe!
To want our senses, in the hour of ill,
Is comfort to the wretched.

Hulk Hogan Quotes

I had a real period where I had a tough, tough time. I got caught off guard with this divorce thing. I didn't see it coming. My son is doing better. I pray for my wife every day. I am very grateful because we realize how very blessed we are. Now that we are aware, we are walking in the spirit of God. We are cool. We are way cool.

Hulk Hogan

I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about. We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete. But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.

Hulk Hogan
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