November 2009 Archives

Spencer Pratt finds a pregnancy test in the trash on The Hills tonight.

This can only mean one thing: MTV told him to say he found it there and pretend to profess his deep concern that Heidi Montag might be pregnant.

He confides in pal Charlie that he took her to Hollywood hot spot Katsuya "for a little alcohol test." He says she didn't even have a sip! Case closed!

"What if she's already pregnant?" a worried Spencer Pratt asks Charlie, stating that if she is, their marriage is "game over." Mmm hmm. Sure it is.

Spencer loves to show Heidi his o-face. This, however, is his nooooo-face!

This season, Heidi Montag has been even more vocal about her desire to have kids than she is when Spencer's giving her 20-30 orgasms a day.

Much as Spencer likes tapping that mostly-plastic booty, he's been adamant about not having kids. He even pretended to consider a vasectomy.

Last week on The Hills, Heidi planned retaliation on him for his little doctor visit, telling Audrina Patridge she planned on pulling the goalie soon.

If any of this were real, it would make for compelling television. But alas. Check out a clip of Spencer freaking on tonight's episode post-jump:

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They may have a fake marriage, but they'll soon reside in a very real, very expensive home.

Multiple source confirm that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have purchased a $4 million mansion in Tarazana, California.

Its amenities reportedly include a spa, waterfall, cabanas, parking for 15 cars, a home theater, steam room and gym. We also assume the house has a direct line to the paparazzi, so Khloe and Lamar can call ahead and alert photographers to their impending whereabouts.

TMZ first reported the purchase of this $3.995 million estate, which features seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms. It's located in a gated, guarded community.

No word yet on whether Odom or Kardashian will get the property after the couple inevitably divorces in approximately six months if they ever call it quits.

Not since the Classic period of 250 AD to 900 AD has a Mayan dominated the world stage as much as Mya has controlled season nine of Dancing with the Stars.

It's been the most boring couple months in show history largely due to the random set of contestants chosen by ABC; but also because the winner has been clear from the outset.

Has anyone really threatened Mya's reign atop the leaderboard? Is there any way American can justify voting for Kelly or Donny this week, following Mya's most recent pair of perfect scores?

Check out a full rundown of performances and critiques from last night and then let us know who you think should win.

We'll know the season nine champion in a few hours. Who do you think it should be?

An an event like Us Weekly's Hot in Hollywood party, maybe we shouldn't be surprised that a certain young star came dressed to impress (or turn heads).

The question is, who does this hot, lingerie-clad body belong to? It could be anyone! Well, it could be a lot of young starlets. Or at least a handful.

Can you tell who it is? Vote below!

This hot body belongs to ...

Kirk Cameron is best known for starring in the 1980s hit Growing Palins. Nowadays, he is an active Christian evangelist. This brought him to UCLA recently.

He went to convince college students that Darwin's theory of evolution is dead wrong, and while he can believe what he wants, Kirk's debating needs work.

Several UCLA students asked Cameron about Darwin, at which point Kirk stated that "I believe that Darwin was absolutely ... that the end game was to make God ... was to remove God from the world view of .. I think that that was the end game."

Hard to argue with that Sarah Palin-esque doctrine.

Kirk Cameron on Campus

Kirk tried to link Darwinism to religion (and a bad one), saying it's "extremely based on faith." A student's reply? "Not really, it's based on a lot of evidence."

Cameron was on campus handing out copies of a "revised" edition of On The Origin of the Species, in which the author attempts to connect Darwin to Hitler.

Maybe next time Mike Seaver will take part in a little debate prep boot camp before getting straight up learned by 20-year-olds with cameraphones.

Another week, another bit of naked drama for Tila Tequila.

The "star" claims a "sex tape" was stolen off of her laptop.

Just days after her Ustream naked video rant shocked the world, a sex tape surfaced on a porn site (4tube.com) showing Tila in a compromising position with a naked man.

Why the Tila Tequila sex tape is surfacing now, we have no clue. Nor does Tila, who claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago.

She's threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.

You don't often see Tila Tequila this clothed. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Tila's lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who's a busy man these days, says "A police report has been filed for Tila's stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip."

He adds of his client's naked video of the day that "I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it's not removed."

Get ready for a slender Kevin Federline, promises his former baby mama, thanks to his participation in the upcoming season of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club.

Can he credit Ashley Greene diet tips?

Shar Jackson, his ex-girlfriend and mother of two of his children, also a contestant on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club, says people will be shocked.

"I think everybody will be very, very shocked to see the end results," Jackson said, noting that she and her dirtbag ex "both made it to the end."

Celebrity Fit Club spoiler alert!

The one-time couple didn't team up or work out together on the show, the singer-actress said. "He was on his journey and I was on mine."

Below, Kevin made an epic journey indeed, from the golf cart to the first tee, with a possibly pregnant Victoria Prince loyally by his side ...

K-Fed and his new girlfriend on the links.

Outside their reality-show gig, Jackson says she and K-Fed are "definitely still friends." Kevin is father to her daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, who have playdates with Sean and Jayden, Federline's sons with ex-wife Britney Spears.

"They're siblings," Jackson explained. "They're going to be related forever."

Sage words from their mom: "There's nothing we can do about that so we make sure that they love each other and know each other and have a great relationship."

Give Ashley Greene credit for this at least:

When asked how she stayed in shape, the actress didn't pull a Kim Kardashian and start to shill for a dangerous weight loss product.

Still, the Twilight Saga star's publicist actually nudged his client after she gave the following response to Us Weekly:

"It was really easy. We were working 12 hours a day, so it didn't leave too much time to eat."

Kids, don't try that diet at home.

Greene added that the (hot!) cast had a personal trainer on set that put each star through four hours of training per day.

To stay in shape these days, she also told the magazine she does Pilates about six days per week.

"I do it early in the morning. It wakes you up, and it's kind of refreshing," she said. "And that is basically it. Sometimes cardio. I am not a big weight person because when I do weights I build muscle mass."

Much to the delight of women everywhere, Taylor Lautner can vouch for that. Can he ever!

Bravo’s Chef Academy just gained notoriety, and not for the creme brulee.

On an upcoming episode, one contestant fesses up to having a porn past.

Emmanuel Delcour (Jean Val Jean, to the adult film community) was evidently a porn star before he became a student on Bravo's Chef Academy.

That program teaches non-chefs how to cook and compete. In his sexier days, Jean Val Jean wasn't much of a chef, but was adept at tossed salad.

No, honestly.

Emmanuel Delcour used to be Jean Val Jean, French adult actor.

The network seems to be even having a little fun encouraging viewers to dig up the seedy past of Emmanuel Delcour-Jean Val Jean, with it’s publicity machine boasting about “one of our stars has dirt on the net, can you find it?”

Done and done.

From a new movie role to a possible career on Broadway, Zac Efron recently sat with Time magazine and answered a series of fan-submitted questions.

As he tries to wrestle the spotlight away from fellow young stud Robert Pattinson, here's what Efron had to say on a number of topics...

On new movie Me and Orson Welles: It's sort of a coming-of-age story for my character, but it's also a week in the life of Orson Welles, this amazing American icon. There are a lot of tough people in Hollywood, but there's no one quite like Orson. He was a genius and should forever be remembered like that.

On choosing roles: I've never really had any strategy at all. I don't really work that way. I know that when I see a role and it speaks to me, I'm drawn to it and I have to go that direction.

On starring on Broadway: I've always wanted to. Finding that right role is a challenge. I wouldn't want to just do it to do it. I would want to make sure it's something special.

On his iconic hair: I've never told anyone this before. This is a hair scoop. Shower before you go to bed, and then sleep on your wet hair. Towel-dry it. In the morning, it's all messed up naturally.

On sex with Vanessa Hudgens: It's awesome!

Okay, we made that last one up.