Not only has season nine of Dancing with the Stars been a snooze, it's been as predictable as any previous edition of the competition.
Mya has stood out from the pack since day one, a fact that was emphasized on last night's semifinal show.
While judges referred to Donny Osmond's performance as "pretty tragic," Mya and Dmitry Chaplin earned another perfect score and - barring the greatest voting upset since Truman defeated Dewey - will head into next week's finals as the clear favorite.
Read a detailed recap of routines right now and try to make a case for anyone not named Mya coming out on top. Go ahead. We dare you!
Tonight, viewers will at least be graced with the gorgeous presence of Melissa Rycroft. She performs on the results show.
Which couple do you think should be sent home? Here's a look at last night's leaderboard:
- Mya and Dmitry Chapin: 87
- Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough: 81
- Kelly Osbourne and Louis van Amstel: 78
- Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson: 74