Michael Lohan Fake-Threatens Suicide on Twitter

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Just when you think Michael Lohan could not possibly stoop any lower in his unyielding quest for attention, the proverbial bar somehow falls even further.

Still, this maneuver is unbelievably low, even by the standards of a guy who records phone calls with his famous daughter and sells them to gossip sites: 

Michael Lohan threatened to commit suicide on Twitter!

Feeling sorry for himself and even more desperate than usual, M-Lo fired off the following Tweets (which have now been removed) Sunday night:

  • FIANCE JUST LEFT ME. MY WHOLE FAMILY HATES ME. I SPENT THANKSGIVING WITH MY MOM I JUST CANT DO ANY OF THIS ANY MORE
  • THE DEATH OF MY FATHER PUT ME IN A BLACK HOLE IDK WHAT TO DO
  • HEADING TO THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE
  • GOODBYE
  • @LINDSAYLOHAN LOVE YOU. B YE

So ... is Michael Lohan single again? Or alive, for that matter?

Whether Erin Muller really left Michael Lohan is unclear, but somehow we doubt he jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. Those railings are pretty high.

Not to mention the fact that while plunging to his death in New York Harbor would make for unbelievable PR, there's no way he could cash in on it.

Having a last-minute "change of heart" and selling interviews about how he almost ended it all, though? He can probably make money that way.

He may not have met his demise this Thanksgiving weekend, but there's no doubt where Mike's final destination is whenever he does bite the dust.

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For all we know, lindsay can be bxaieusl.spectrum of human sexual orientation (straight, gay, bi , and asexual) Being bi means that her lovers can be potentially male or female.Just because she settles into a lesbian relationship (as most people are serial monogamists), it doesnt change her sexual orientation of bi (her attraction to both male and female)

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Isn't it illegal to throw trash in the East River?

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Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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