We were afraid the baby shower held in honor of Kourtney Kardashian and her publicity-seeking pregnancy wouldn't go off well.
But a source that attended the event yesterday told People:
"It was a huge success."
We can all breathe a little easier now.
The party was held at the Kardashian estate in Los Angeles, as female members of the family were joined by friends such as socialite Brittny Gastineau and comedian Heather McDonald.
Kourtney received numerous gifts from companies that donated items in order to get their names into gossip blogs. There were chocolate-covered strawberries from Berry Elegance; and a Le Sport Sac weekender bag for all guests.
We wish we could have avoided this nauseating story, but people out there somehow care: over three million of you tuned in to Khloe Kardashian's E! wedding special last week. That makes us so sad.