Kim Kardashian Makes Friends with Salad

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For months, Kim Kardashian has shamelessly plugged QuickTrim cleanser as a dieting system and we've given her well-deserved grief for selling out.

Therefore, we guess a few props are in order now that Kim is pitching Carl's Jr. Premium Salads in a new ad spot.

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"I'm always down for a burger, I love them and I eat them," she said. "But this is the first commercial they've ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy, and it totally fits what I'm about right now."

i.e. Whatever company is giving me money and putting my face on a billboard.

Of course, Kardashian can't sell anything without relying on her only positive characteristic: sex appeal.

She says she pitched the brand on a commercial that's centered on how she supposedly eats meals.

"I told them about my life and how I'm such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics: I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off."

Only Kim Kardashian could go from sounding like a salad saleswoman to a sex phone operator over the course of one sentence. We can't decide if we're impressied or appalled by that talent.

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She's perfect for it! Eat Carl Jr's and watch your ass get bigger. PS - Hey Frenchie, if you don't speak English then don't chime in. Also, please put on some deoderant. I can smell you through the computer screen.

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hello y am french y not speak english and i love

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Healthy? Really? Might want to check the nutrition info on Carl's website.

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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