Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, dumped boyfriend Alex Reid shortly after pulling out of the British jungle reality show I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here.
The glamour girl ditched the cage fighter just two hours after quitting the show with an appropriate chorus of Queen's hit "Another One Bites The Dust."
"Never underestimate the Pricey, there goes another one - it's as easy as that for me," said the model, who later lamented the loss of constant banging:
"It's a shame because he was as horny as hell, and he's always been great in bed ... I'm not with him, though. I cannot live my life by anyone else."
Reid, the cage fighter and part-time cross-dresser, also confirmed the split in a bizarre statement about the relationship having "apparently ended."
"There are ongoing telephone conversations between them, but Alex has no further comment regarding the state of their relationship," his rep said.
Katie Price kicked a shocked Alex Reid to the curb.
Alex's mum, who Katie recently met, blasted her for her actions on the ITV1 show, branding her "cruel." Peter Andre might share that sentiment.
Carol Reid fumed: "He really loved her and gave up a lot for her and this is how he gets treated by her. He must be upset. I am worried for him."
Jordan, who said she "didn't want a relationship" at present, went shopping with pal Michelle Heaton in Queensland, Australia, where she's staying.
She walked off the reality show Sunday after being voted to do a seventh gruesome trial by the public. She said she'd had enough and that was it.
The model also moaned that she missed her kids back home and that she kept being reminded of Peter. Hours later, Alex Reid's ass got dumped.
Asked if he'd been watching his former wife on the show, Peter Andre said he actually hadn't: "I swear on my life I have not watched one episode."
"The kids haven't seen it either, it's on far too late for them."