Jessica Simpson to Perez Hilton: Leave Ashlee and Bronx Mowgli Alone!
Recently, Jessica Simpson maturely took to her Twitter account to deride the CW for giving her younger sister Ashlee the pink slip from the Melrose Place cast.
Now she's rising to her sibling's defense yet again, hitting back at celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who dissed Ash and one-year-old son Bronx this weekend.
On Friday, Bronx's first birthday, Perez wrote: "It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vajayjay and it's all the family is talking about!"
Unfunny, perhaps. But quite true!
Perez ended his post by calling Bronx a "poor lil' thing" who "doesn't stand a chance!!!" Talk about stating the obvious, Perez. Still, is that so bad? Jess thinks so.
It's a battle of the blonde bimbos.
Simpson hopped on Twitter later that day and wrote a scathing rebuttal to the blogger (whose real name, for future reference, Jess, is Mario Lavandeira):
"Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is.. have no heart at all??Don't ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.So Sad 4 U"
We're sad for Jessica's grade school grammar and spelling teachers. But we're glad she's sticking up for Ashlee. Good thing Jess has so much free time.
Whose side are you on?
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December 1st, 2009 2:54 PM
Instead of "Perez Hilton", I think "Perez Hitler" is more like it! Cuz thats what he is... The Second Hitler!!! Ashlee, Jessica, Bronx and Pete Wentz, please, don't let the asshole "Perez Hitler" get yall down! Instead tell him to go to hell!! Yu Simpsons are awesome!!!
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November 29th, 2009 3:11 AM
IT'S ESPECIALLY SCREWED UP THAT PEREZ WOULD BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE TOWARDS A BABY!!! HOW FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 29th, 2009 3:09 AM
I agree with for_reals_tho! Perez Hilton is one of satan's minions... or better yet, SATAN HIMSELF at that, only in human form! I think Perez Hilton ain't nuthin' more but an evil man. I love Jessica and Ashlee Simpson both. And what's not to like about them. I think they're both very sweet, kind, lovable girls with goodhearts. With that being said, Perez Hilton is an asshole to them and their nephew/son just because he's bitter, angry and jealous. I mean he's like that with pretty much everybody apparently... and especially to the Simpson family just because they're abuncha nice, friendly, down-to-earth people. I also agree that it's lame to "FEAR" Perez Hilton. HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE, AND A GAY ONE AT THAT!!!! SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE THINKS AND I DON'T GIVE FUCK WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS EITHER!!! PEREZ IS A JACKASS AND A FUCKIN' FAG!!!!! SO ANYBODY ON THIS SITE THAT'S GAY IS OFFEND... TOUGH SHIT FOR YU!!!!! IM GONNA GET MY POINT ACROSS, IT DON'T MATTER WHO THA FUCK I OFFEND!!!!!
November 24th, 2009 8:03 PM
Who cares what the simpsons have to say. The Simpson's father created bad press when he inflicted his cookie cutter, no talented daughters on America, and then they wonder why people speak bad about them.
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November 23rd, 2009 10:49 AM
Pigez will say anything to draw attention to himself,most of the time....hell, all of the time it is negative. He is one of Satan's minions, spreading hate and anger around the world. He definetly has earned a special seat in hell....What is sad is how many "stars" just tolerate his reamrks and treat him as though they are scared of him. They empower this asshole, giving him this God complex...he is famous for being an asshole. His family must be proud....