Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt WILL (Not) Reunite!

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This is a new one from the geniuses at In Touch Weekly.

Rather than simply making up Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston rumors as they normally do (see Brad running back to her, or their secret meeting earlier this fall), the popular supermarket tabloid magazine is entering the prediction business.

Brad and Jen may not be back together yet, but according to In Touch intel, you can rest assured they will. The headline says it all: YES, THEY'LL REUNITE!

If that doesn't convince you, we don't know what will ...

Yes, They'll Reunite!

Brad and Jen will reunite! Seriously. Bank on it. In Touch said so.

Whether that's an older picture they used for the cover above, or an editing job even shadier than on Demi Moore's photoshopped W cover, the brief teaser on the cover leaves little doubt that this reunion is totally legit this time.

As Angelina Jolie, whose war against Jennifer Aniston never ceases, is panicking about her "battered reputation," Jen "waits for Brad" at a resort they love. Hot stuff.

You'll have to pick up a hard copy at the store to read about the "big steps" she and Jen are taking together in L.A., because they haven't posted the article online.

Our prediction, though, is that none of those steps have actually taken place. Call us crazy, but that's the hunch we get after the 19th interation of this same cover.

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BRAD NEED TO GO BACK TO JEN, HE SHOULDNT OF NEVER LEFT HER FOR THAT CRAZY THING ANGELINA.. SHE AINT DOING NOTHING BUT DRIVING HIM DOWN HILL.. HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT NOW.. MAYBE JEN CAN GET HIM BAK TOGETHER CAUSE HE USE TO BE SO DAMN FINE

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All I can say once a cheater in a marriage always a cheater. I wouldn't trust Brad or Angie they have no respect for relationships. Jen deserves better. If so much fighting is going on in that house it does need to be addressed, poor kids don't need that in their young lives branginia would be better off staying away from each other to protect their children. And yes Brad looks horrible and stressed.

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to betty:so judgemental,huh? go to the mirror and ask yourself how many guys have you slept with. or only the younger ones count to make someone a whore?

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Lol well said,To Robin. Sounds like she deserves what happened to her. As for the famous "threesomes"..hm,Brad might have the love of his kids,but he doesn't look happily in love anymore.He's tired,haggard,and hairy! On the opposite,Jennifer shines. You go girl. And although I like Angelina as an actress, and I find her face(only face) beautiful...I can't think of her as a good person.
On the other hand...I don;t know how true it is,but hasn't Jennifer made Tate Donovan leave his pregnant wife? If so,karma bit her ass,and I'm sure it will also bite Angelina's...

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JENIFER ANISTON AND HER FAN SO JEALOUS, EXREME JEALOUSY TO JOLIE. JEN COPY ANGIE EVERYTHING: WEAR BLACK COLOR,WEAR LEATHER, WEAR GRAY, UPPER LIP COLLAGEN INJECTED TO LOOK LIKE JOLIE LIP, WEAR BIG EYE GLASSES LIKE JOLIE, ETC.... FIXED FROM HEAD TO TOES BUT STILL LOOK WEIRD. MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN ALWAYS DRESS SUPER SHORT SKIRT COPY LIKE A TEEN-AGED. WEIRD!WEIRD! WEIRD!

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Women slept around too many younger mens like her is no class at all. Jenifer Aniston is no class. She is a Whore.Ugly whore and hypocrite

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No, I don't want to get Jen back. You know why? After I lefted her. She been sleeping strings of guys. No I don't want dirty whore. No way

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Jenifer Aniston is a man.Look at her face, so masculin. Maybe she got penis? How can she make babies????That why she didn't need them ha ha ha

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JEN'S FAN IS VERY MEAN AND ACT LIKE MAFIA

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Brad left Jen. Brad got Angelina. Angelina pumped up the brood to 6. Why would Jen want him back? He tramped around on her and left her. Why would Brad want Jen back? Jen wasn't ready to make a family; he's got one now. So they'll remain "friends" which will piss off Angelina even further, which is NOT good for anyone, especially the kids. Note to Brad: you created this scenario; make the best of it. Jen: move on, stop taking his calls and get a life. Angelina: You got him, now be nice to him, if anything, to have peace in your own home. To all of em: We're all so sick of hearing about your crap. Do what's right, grow up, and stop screwing up the lives of your kids.

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston