Somewhere, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene are sharing a laugh at Grady Sizemore's expense.
The Cleveland Indians centerfielder is the latest celebrity to have racy photos of himself leaked online, as well as the latest to make the mistake of calling attention to said photos by taking legal action against those that have posted them.
According to Sizemore, the pics were intended solely for his ex-girlfriend, Playboy playmate Brittany Binger. Shockingly, though, they found their way onto the Internet.
"These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend's e-mail," Sizemore told The Cleveland Plain Dealer over the weekend. "It's now a legal matter that is under investigation. I can't say anything more."
Sizemore should really stick to hitting home runs and stealing bases. PR clearly isn't his strong suit.
The All-Star's legal actions have simply allowed this story to grow into national news. Heck, Indians General Manager Mark Shapiro was even asked about the situation and said the team will "look into it."
It's nice to know the sport that turned a blind eye to decades of steroid use now has online investigators tracking down non-nude Grady Sizemore pictures.
The Bud Selig era in a nutshell, folks.