Foul Fourplay: Rachel Uchitel Claims Affair with Tiger Woods; Golfer Hurt in Car Crash

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Rachel Uchitel is either a serial liar or a serial mistress.

In October, she claimed to be having an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. The celebrity gossip world reported on the story and then shrugged.

No offense to Boreanaz, but he doesn't get our juice flowing.

If Uchitel's latest story is true, however, she'll receive the proper attention she clearly craves. The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods.

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Forget the iconic Tiger Woods fist pump, Rachel Uchitel says the golfer has been pumping her full of his nine-inch iron.

A friend of Rachel's supposedly told the unreliable magazine:

"Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe.'"

"'It’s always going to be just you and me.' They were constantly sexting."

Tiger's lawyer denies the charges levied by the tabloid, but does actually tell the Enquirer's print edition that his client met Rachel Uchitel at a club.

That admission does cause us to wonder if there's any truth to this. But one look at Elin Nordegren pictures and it's hard to see Woods sticking his driver in someone else's hole.

If you know what we mean!

UPDATE: In unrelated and actually true news, Tiger is in "serious" condition after being involved in a single car crash near his home in Florida early this morning.

The crash occurred at 2:20 a.m. near his home, and he was taken to Health Central Hospital with facial lacerations. Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbor's property. Police say alcohol was not a factor.

According to ESPN, the police report reads, "driver had just pulled out of the driveway at his residence ... as [vehicle] began to drive on Deacon Circle, [vehicle] struck a fire hydrant. The front of [vehicle] then struck a tree."

He was driving a 2009 Cadillac SUV. Here's wishing Woods a speedy recovery.

UPDATE, 12/1: Rachel Uchitel has denied the affair with Tiger Woods numerous times, although it appears Woods' crash may have stemmed from an argument he had with Nordegren regarding the rumor. Check out our Tiger and Rachel news sections (links right below the headline above) for all the latest on this developing story!

UPDATE, 12/7: Tiger reportedly paid Rachel a very generous settlement to keep quiet about their affair. Supposedly she had some really good dirt on the guy.

UPDATE, 12/13: Boy, this story really took on a life of its own. Not only did Rachel finally admit her affair with Tiger, but at least eight other women have too.

UPDATE, 12/22: There are rumors the two are still in communication!

We've got the latest on all the mistresses - and Rachel and Tiger, of course - in our news sections. Check back often for the latest on this shocking sex scandal!

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another story about yet another bunch of American Prostitutes. Gee what a surprise!

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Well, I think it's like this. The old saying goes: When the bread goes stale at home, it's time to shop for a fresh loaf........Get the point????? Hello??????

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If this bitches loved tiger they would have kept their gob shut and enjoyed the 9 iron. What an idiot tiger is

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People act as if this is a surprise for a famous man to cheat on his wife!!! Look at all the men in Goverment not to mention President Clinton.. This doesn't make it right, however... This affects us how?? I could care less as I'm sure the rest of the world would agree.

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Disgusted with Tiger Woods...another let down...
I hope the wife leaves ..money isnt worth that humilation.

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I am really shocked there is so much hatred for black people. That in itself is a sin as big as Tiger's. Let him who has no sin throw the first stone. Life is a process, of learning each day, in our actions. The women that Tiger was cheating with were all aware he was married and are just as bad. I really hope Tiger and his wife resolve this the Bill Clinton way and move on. The children are too young and shouldn't have to suffer. God Bless Tiger's family.

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I hope the media ignores this Uchitel. She decided to lie about the affair so she deserves zero press. Give all the money and story lines to the Grubbs lady. Tiger once you get divorced, don't get married again and bang everything in sight!

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my best friend is a personal best friend of David and that attention whore is just trying to get in the spotlight. David loves his wife and children and wont even look at other women. dont believe this bullshit. if you knew what i know you would laugh in that bitch's face

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Who is writing these comments, the Duke lax team?

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speaksthetruth is a horrible racist ignorant person, you are the reason there is so much hatred in this world...what does his color have to do with his money or infedelity, and yes, I am white. You my friend are obviously extremely jealous of Tiger's success, don't blame black people for your failures!