Foul Fourplay: Rachel Uchitel Claims Affair with Tiger Woods; Golfer Hurt in Car Crash

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Rachel Uchitel is either a serial liar or a serial mistress.

In October, she claimed to be having an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. The celebrity gossip world reported on the story and then shrugged.

No offense to Boreanaz, but he doesn't get our juice flowing.

If Uchitel's latest story is true, however, she'll receive the proper attention she clearly craves. The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods.

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Forget the iconic Tiger Woods fist pump, Rachel Uchitel says the golfer has been pumping her full of his nine-inch iron.

A friend of Rachel's supposedly told the unreliable magazine:

"Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe.'"

"'It’s always going to be just you and me.' They were constantly sexting."

Tiger's lawyer denies the charges levied by the tabloid, but does actually tell the Enquirer's print edition that his client met Rachel Uchitel at a club.

That admission does cause us to wonder if there's any truth to this. But one look at Elin Nordegren pictures and it's hard to see Woods sticking his driver in someone else's hole.

If you know what we mean!

UPDATE: In unrelated and actually true news, Tiger is in "serious" condition after being involved in a single car crash near his home in Florida early this morning.

The crash occurred at 2:20 a.m. near his home, and he was taken to Health Central Hospital with facial lacerations. Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbor's property. Police say alcohol was not a factor.

According to ESPN, the police report reads, "driver had just pulled out of the driveway at his residence ... as [vehicle] began to drive on Deacon Circle, [vehicle] struck a fire hydrant. The front of [vehicle] then struck a tree."

He was driving a 2009 Cadillac SUV. Here's wishing Woods a speedy recovery.

UPDATE, 12/1: Rachel Uchitel has denied the affair with Tiger Woods numerous times, although it appears Woods' crash may have stemmed from an argument he had with Nordegren regarding the rumor. Check out our Tiger and Rachel news sections (links right below the headline above) for all the latest on this developing story!

UPDATE, 12/7: Tiger reportedly paid Rachel a very generous settlement to keep quiet about their affair. Supposedly she had some really good dirt on the guy.

UPDATE, 12/13: Boy, this story really took on a life of its own. Not only did Rachel finally admit her affair with Tiger, but at least eight other women have too.

UPDATE, 12/22: There are rumors the two are still in communication!

We've got the latest on all the mistresses - and Rachel and Tiger, of course - in our news sections. Check back often for the latest on this shocking sex scandal!


we all black woman know white woman are stupid you will never see a rich black women married a poor white men. that the truth.oprah.beyonce none


Seems the 1st were the pick of the lot..Rachel, but now the list keeps getting skankier and film star(gads Tiger, your wife would love a venereal disease)..swimsuit model..skanks,skanks, skanks..........


I jus need a pan firend and good relatin siph Elin call me

@ Meseret Hailu

hey baby girl, glad to see you there back in the past times. it's something about uchitel, huh? Did Elin call u yet, pan firend?


DONT EVER USE THAT WORD I cant even spell it its that bad...starts with an N ends with an R...are you freaking serious???? Racism is stupid and this has nothing to do with it. I am caucasian SO THE F WHAT!!!! Color is color...has nothing to do with the heart or morals of a person. He screwed up not because of his color but clearly because of his stupidity and lack of judgement and the fame and money that comes with his profile. DONT EVER USE THAT FREAKING WORD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! You are wrong for that and I will stand up for that any day of the week, month, year. I am disgusted by your stupidity for even making this a racial thing...get a life! and please start to realize that heart makes the man not the color. WOW youre an idiot!


all lies will be dealt with in the end. only god can pass judgment. da hitman will take aim at those who lie. lawsuits are the way in the usa. let those who lied be denied. let those who feed on dis shit get hit. watch ya back y'all. gossip mothafkers should stay alert y get a real fing job.


It'lucky for him that his wife's name is not LORAINA BOBBITT !!


How fast can Mrs Woods run. This Fred and Willma moment surly put the SH!!!! up ole Tigar. How did she manage to get two windows!!!
Seeing Tigar with a golf club will never seem the same. By the way the pratt with the race comments should get the other side of their frontal lobes labotomised as well.


Kirby Puckette came off like a real man and ended up being a lying and cheating jerk, and now Tiger Woods follows the same path as so many crash and burn victims before him. Do these men really think they can run around having sexual realationships with women and proffessing their love without any backlash? Another of my heroes bites the dust. Phucking Shame.


first she says she is having an affair with david boreanaz (not a lot of attention)but then she is having a affair with tiger woods and it's news all over the place(ATTENTION) x dnt tnk she was do, with any of them bu mayb it was someone else for tiger ??? x x x x x LOVE DAVID BOREANAZ DO X X X X X X X


Obviously, Tiger did something wrong. However Rachel is such an XXXXXXXX.

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