Foul Fourplay: Rachel Uchitel Claims Affair with Tiger Woods; Golfer Hurt in Car Crash

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Rachel Uchitel is either a serial liar or a serial mistress.

In October, she claimed to be having an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. The celebrity gossip world reported on the story and then shrugged.

No offense to Boreanaz, but he doesn't get our juice flowing.

If Uchitel's latest story is true, however, she'll receive the proper attention she clearly craves. The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods.

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Forget the iconic Tiger Woods fist pump, Rachel Uchitel says the golfer has been pumping her full of his nine-inch iron.

A friend of Rachel's supposedly told the unreliable magazine:

"Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe.'"

"'It’s always going to be just you and me.' They were constantly sexting."

Tiger's lawyer denies the charges levied by the tabloid, but does actually tell the Enquirer's print edition that his client met Rachel Uchitel at a club.

That admission does cause us to wonder if there's any truth to this. But one look at Elin Nordegren pictures and it's hard to see Woods sticking his driver in someone else's hole.

If you know what we mean!

UPDATE: In unrelated and actually true news, Tiger is in "serious" condition after being involved in a single car crash near his home in Florida early this morning.

The crash occurred at 2:20 a.m. near his home, and he was taken to Health Central Hospital with facial lacerations. Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbor's property. Police say alcohol was not a factor.

According to ESPN, the police report reads, "driver had just pulled out of the driveway at his residence ... as [vehicle] began to drive on Deacon Circle, [vehicle] struck a fire hydrant. The front of [vehicle] then struck a tree."

He was driving a 2009 Cadillac SUV. Here's wishing Woods a speedy recovery.

UPDATE, 12/1: Rachel Uchitel has denied the affair with Tiger Woods numerous times, although it appears Woods' crash may have stemmed from an argument he had with Nordegren regarding the rumor. Check out our Tiger and Rachel news sections (links right below the headline above) for all the latest on this developing story!

UPDATE, 12/7: Tiger reportedly paid Rachel a very generous settlement to keep quiet about their affair. Supposedly she had some really good dirt on the guy.

UPDATE, 12/13: Boy, this story really took on a life of its own. Not only did Rachel finally admit her affair with Tiger, but at least eight other women have too.

UPDATE, 12/22: There are rumors the two are still in communication!

We've got the latest on all the mistresses - and Rachel and Tiger, of course - in our news sections. Check back often for the latest on this shocking sex scandal!

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Rachel Uchitel is a filthy, disgusting, disease-ridden, slimy, greasy pig. Her face is absolutely hideous (nice Michael Jackson nose) and she makes me want to vomit. How Tiger could fuck that putrid piece of shit with a wife as beautiful as Elin is beyond me.

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Rachel Uchitel should be in jail for years because she is trouble maker. She knows very well how to break homes and make kids dadless. Our laws should really focous morality of a man and woman. How the hell this bitch get involve with married man. Read the old testement and get some life.

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Rich should NOT marry at all in America. Rich do not get loving wife all they get a full time gold digger woman who knows very well how to make men a looser by sucking his hard earing all mighty dollars. Prenaptual agreement SHOULD have strong clauses which must backup the men in order to preserve dollars than giving to a wife who is not real wife rather an opportunist.

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First of all American media is always anti male. Things need to be change. We do not know exact reason why Tiger will do what ethically is not acceptable. However, men do something like this for various reasons and one of that reason is their wife may not co-operate with him in may occasions. Do not forget men do have egos and some times that could be fire up. Leaving that European blonde woman is not a big deal for Tiger the only problem is kids that hurts a lot.

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true the money is good why not.

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What Tiger did was wrong. I wonder why there are not more comments about how wrong the women were that had affairs with Tiger. Did they not realize or remember that he was married. THEY are just as wrong as he was. Let's give the women [I will not call them ladies] just as much credit for the problem. People just should not have affairs with an attached individual [married or not]. Tiger was wrong BUT SO WERE THOSE WOMEN!!!

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Tiger does goats I have a picture of him chocas up a goat any one want to buy it??????

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black barbie have to work. black ken whont help them cause black men dont like stronge women

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Nancy Grace needs to get a life!! You would think Tiger was her man the way she has been going on...and on..Tiger lost his DAD to early.. and definitely "married too soon"His wife knew what she was doing pumping out her two "little insurances" just as quick as she could. She is being "paid" to be married to him..how romantic is that??Tiger knew everything about golf..but nothing about "BARBIE"!! BARBIE DON'T WORK, SHE LIKES NICE THINGS, SHE IS BLONDE...AND SHE "GETS PAID"!!

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why black women dont married white men not for the dick but for something

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