Foul Fourplay: Rachel Uchitel Claims Affair with Tiger Woods; Golfer Hurt in Car Crash

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Rachel Uchitel is either a serial liar or a serial mistress.

In October, she claimed to be having an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. The celebrity gossip world reported on the story and then shrugged.

No offense to Boreanaz, but he doesn't get our juice flowing.

If Uchitel's latest story is true, however, she'll receive the proper attention she clearly craves. The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods.

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Forget the iconic Tiger Woods fist pump, Rachel Uchitel says the golfer has been pumping her full of his nine-inch iron.

A friend of Rachel's supposedly told the unreliable magazine:

"Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe.'"

"'It’s always going to be just you and me.' They were constantly sexting."

Tiger's lawyer denies the charges levied by the tabloid, but does actually tell the Enquirer's print edition that his client met Rachel Uchitel at a club.

That admission does cause us to wonder if there's any truth to this. But one look at Elin Nordegren pictures and it's hard to see Woods sticking his driver in someone else's hole.

If you know what we mean!

UPDATE: In unrelated and actually true news, Tiger is in "serious" condition after being involved in a single car crash near his home in Florida early this morning.

The crash occurred at 2:20 a.m. near his home, and he was taken to Health Central Hospital with facial lacerations. Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbor's property. Police say alcohol was not a factor.

According to ESPN, the police report reads, "driver had just pulled out of the driveway at his residence ... as [vehicle] began to drive on Deacon Circle, [vehicle] struck a fire hydrant. The front of [vehicle] then struck a tree."

He was driving a 2009 Cadillac SUV. Here's wishing Woods a speedy recovery.

UPDATE, 12/1: Rachel Uchitel has denied the affair with Tiger Woods numerous times, although it appears Woods' crash may have stemmed from an argument he had with Nordegren regarding the rumor. Check out our Tiger and Rachel news sections (links right below the headline above) for all the latest on this developing story!

UPDATE, 12/7: Tiger reportedly paid Rachel a very generous settlement to keep quiet about their affair. Supposedly she had some really good dirt on the guy.

UPDATE, 12/13: Boy, this story really took on a life of its own. Not only did Rachel finally admit her affair with Tiger, but at least eight other women have too.

UPDATE, 12/22: There are rumors the two are still in communication!

We've got the latest on all the mistresses - and Rachel and Tiger, of course - in our news sections. Check back often for the latest on this shocking sex scandal!

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forget it. The man needs some relaxations before the big show down on Sunday .

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Oh, that's nice. Fight racism with racism. Also, to the person saying someone who is white and ignorant=white trash, how about just trash? Why do you have to include race in there? You might as well say, "Male trash, red haired trash, 6' 2", 200 lb., lives in California trash," or something like that. Just say 'trash'. Also, calling white people inbreds because only ONE or a few white people said racist things, is only going to make people mad, so stop with the racism, and be the better person.

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GUESS HE STILL NEED A FATHERLY GUARDIAN AND CHEPERON. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT IF HIS FATHER IS STILL AROUND. NO EXCUSE BUT SEX IS SOMETHING NICE AND PLEASURABLE, OFTEN IT IS MORE COSTLY THEN YOU THINK YOU ARE ABLE TO PAY. WELL YOU BANG YOU PAY.THE MORE YOU BANG THE MORE YOU PAY. PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY. SOMEHOW I WAS DISSAPOINTED, IT HAPPENED OPN THE EVE WHEN I BRAG TO MY SOMEBODY HOW CLEAN TIGER WOOD IS.

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TIGER WOODS SHOULD BE HAPPY TO GET A DIVORCE. ALL THIS WILL BE BEHIND HIM. CONCENTRATE ON HIS CHILDREN AND GOLFING. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. LET ELIN GO IF THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO. DON'T BE HELD BACK BY PAST MISTAKES...PRESS FORWARD AND SEEK FORGIVENESS AND KEEP ON GOING. IT IS A BRIGHTER DAY AHEAD. THE MEDIA WILL FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF THE TIGER WOODS EPISODE.

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Repent Tiger. Repent ye hos! Or be doomed to eternal flames!

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Discraceful on both parts. I don't think an affair is equal to being beaten up with a nine iron though!
She should be charged with assault! If a man did this, he would. Its a two sided coin on this planet!!! I betcha all sorts of men put up with abuse, yet our system doesn't see it as abuse because women are seen as victims most of the time.

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leave tiger woods alone we all have our contradictions

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my comment to Tiger Wood is you should have had more sense you know with the money that you make that all it take. Women trying to get a little of fame only just for 10 min. But you live and learn. You need to get your self straight first. before moving into something else. OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE.BECAUSE ALL THEY SEE IS MONEY. STOP AND THINK PLEASE.THESE WOMEN YOU AND AN AFFAIR WITH.All may not be true but you need to DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE .ALL I have to say to Good Luck. and BE A MAN.

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What ought to be done is to send that illegal alien (Elin Woods) back to her baby-sitting job and let our All American hero move on to greener pastures.

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