Family Guy Reveals the Truth: Miley Cyrus is an Android!

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We knew it!

Last week, after Miley Cyrus admitted she had never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't write her own singles, we speculated that the singer was nothing more than a Disney-created robot.

It was meant in jest, but last night's Family Guy episode has proven our theory correct.

Miley on Family Guy

During the installment titled "Hannah Banana," Brian and Stewie break into a Miley concert.

They befriend the star, only to eventually discover that she's actually an android. The pair tries to program her to have sex with Brian, but the experiment goes awry and she destroys the town.

Sound far-fetched? Or eerily accurate? Sit back, get comfortable and watch the full episode after this jump.

Even if you (somehow) don't despise Cyrus, there will be non-Miley related Family Guy quotes for you to laugh over for hours on end.

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Wow reading these comments are almost as funny as Family Guy and funnier than the Hannah Cryus show! Keep it up this is gold!!!!

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are u people kiddin me I LOVE MILEY she is the best better that Jay-Z i am soo happy cuz she dnt listen to that monster she dnt need Jay-Z she have us alla her fans are always there for her :D GO GO GO MILEY TEAM

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Every one IS subject to any given force or power. We are all a circumstance of expectancy, whether mentally or otherwise. Family Guy and all shows/movies are such products, and they simply do what's MOSTLY a trendy thought, which requires no self respect, self responsibility!, nor honor(like much of the news stations out there). Miley is a fine person, and she is imperfect.

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Although I would never think of buying her music, her music is fun. It's like listening to Techno, Rap, or other pop music that requires hardly any talent, with the enhanced computed sounds. But it is fun. Fun creates a feel good state of mind. JUST relax, and stop all the white-youth-bashing:you dont see young black artists being bashed, do you? No. So, stop it! SLAP!!!

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gogo, you're obviously a moron, andshsnaynay--whatever kind of stupid name that is,you're an idiot too. "Family Guy" is brilliant and hilarious--that is,If you're an adult, which clearly you are not. Go pick at your acne with the pointy end of your compass.

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i hate miley,she is a selfish and lost little girl..

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HAHAHA Family Guy FTW!!! I loved it when Miley was all smashed up and Stewie was like Brian this would be the perfect time, to do ya know, and then her body blows up and Stewie is like oh nope sorry and then her hand falls and Brian's like no its not lol. OMG the Androids are attacking again! I better let Goku know and the rest of the Dragonball Z cast know ROFLMAO. Miley is just a little bubble gum signer with about as much talent as rotting turd. I think I would rather eat glass than watch Hannah Montana!!!

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miley has talent ok? FACE IT U GUYS HATE HER CUZ OF HER MISTAKES!!!!
SELENA AND DEMI ARE ALL SO CALLED PERFECT IDOLS CUZ THEY BASICALLY
LEARN THE MISTAKES MILEY HAS MADE! MILEY'S MISTAKES ARE TEACHING ALOT OF PEOPLE NOT TO DO THIS AND THAT. BUT PEOPLE ARE BLINDED BY HER MISTAKES AND CALLING HER A LOUSY IDOL!
THERE ARE FAR MORE WORST THAN HER! GIRLS EVEN THE AGE OF 13 TAKE DRUGS GET PREGANT AND SMOKE. SO BE GLAD SHES NT LIKE THAT! AND ABOUT THE VIDEO MILEY MADE ABOUT SELENA AND DEMI SHE WAS ACTUALLY PROMOTING THIER CHANNEL! HAVE U WATCH THE VIDEO? ITS PRETTY FUNNY ISNT IT?? SHE'S SHOWING HER VIEWERS HOW FUNNY THIER SHOW IS AND THEY EVEN PUT A LINK OF THEIR VIDEO ON THE SIDEBAR AND ASKES THEM TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!! SHE MEANS WELL. SHES GOOD HEARTED GIRL! AND ABOUT FAMILY GUYCIT MAY BE ADULT COMEDY SHOW BUT THEY ARE MAKING COMEDY ABOUT A 17 YR OLD WHO IS UNDERAGE FOR SEX

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I agree with marj, amused, and lizz I feel that it's okay to like miley cyrus I am not at all prejudice against someone with their own taste. If its their taste then theres nothing anyone can do about it. However, i believe that miley in my opinion has no talent she is just as many have already pointed out another face of disney..there are many out there with much more talent then her. Another thing is that family guy is doing this for the sake of comedy it is a show for adults and childeren shouldnt even be awake late enough for them to watch it. So live on Family guy! And keep making your hilarious shows and winning those awards for not giving a crap about what anyone else thinks!:)

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Kay, first I love Miley. I have no problem admitting it. But this is COMEDY. It's funny and Miley is an iconic figure whether you like you her don't so of course you're going to get shows like Family Guy satirizing her. And I think that's awesome. It's like when Russell Brand poned the JBs at last years VMAs. That shit was hilarious. This is what happens in a democracy; and thank God for that.

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]