A reality TV show featuring ... David Hasselhoff?
One only about David Hasselhoff and what a wreck he is? Sure, it would be better if Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan somehow joined him, but hey, sign us up!
A few weeks ago, David's daughter Twittered (and later deleted) what we thought was confirmation that her train wreck dad would be putting his life on the air.
Well, no air date has been set yet, but the Hoff project appears to be close, or at least under consideration, according to an A&E rep, who said: "We are in discussions about the possibility of a series, but nothing official at this time."
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Hoff's teenagers, Hayley and Taylor, no strangers to his candid, drunk antics, are also expected to appear in what is being billed as a poor man's Leave it to Lamas.
Just kidding. No one's billing it as that - but you believed it, right?
Not surprisingly, his ex-wife Pamela Bach will not be appearing in the show. We hope she coincidentally leaks a poor woman's Shauna Sand sex tape instead.
In closing, it's critical that you remember the following lesson:
If we've learned one thing in a life of celebrity gossip, it's that you don't hassle the Hoff. Unless he willingly puts himself on reality TV. Then he's fair game.