If there's one thing Carrie Prejean is more adept at than touching her private parts on camera, it's shilling for herself and her book.

Despite claims to Sean Hannity that she's humiliated over the leaking of her sex tape, Prejean appeared on The Today Show this morning and discussed... the leaking of her sex tape!

Prejean didn't apologize, nor did she repent in any way. Instead, she railed against an unfair, vicious universe!

"The main point is that there has been a campaign against me to try to silence me for the past seven months for what I said at the pageant... They tried to embarrass me. They tried to humiliate me. They tried to attack me. And I'm still standing."

You can guess the title of Carrie's new memoir, right? Still Standing. Segue, accomplished! Somewhere, her team of publicists is high-fiving.

For a change, Carrie Prejean touches her face in this picture... as opposed to other body parts.

Prejean supporters undoubtedly agree that the liberal media has been out to get their role model, even though every celebrity that's ever released a sex tape or posed topless has been skewered online.

In Carrie's defense, her fans have actually sent us a few excuses for her X-rated video. They include:

• We're all made in God's image, so I was merely trying to touch God.
• The Bible bans premarital sex. How else would I get off?
• I saw the returns on Prop 8 and couldn't help myself!
• Society made me do it!

Oh, wait. Prejean already said that last one. But she was referring to her semi-nude photos from a few months ago. It's so hard to keep track with her.