Carrie Prejean: I'm Still Standing!!!

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If there's one thing Carrie Prejean is more adept at than touching her private parts on camera, it's shilling for herself and her book.

Despite claims to Sean Hannity that she's humiliated over the leaking of her sex tape, Prejean appeared on The Today Show this morning and discussed... the leaking of her sex tape!

An Awful Human Being

Prejean didn't apologize, nor did she repent in any way. Instead, she railed against an unfair, vicious universe!

"The main point is that there has been a campaign against me to try to silence me for the past seven months for what I said at the pageant... They tried to embarrass me. They tried to humiliate me. They tried to attack me. And I'm still standing."

You can guess the title of Carrie's new memoir, right? Still Standing. Segue, accomplished! Somewhere, her team of publicists is high-fiving.


For a change, Carrie Prejean touches her face in this picture... as opposed to other body parts.

Prejean supporters undoubtedly agree that the liberal media has been out to get their role model, even though every celebrity that's ever released a sex tape or posed topless has been skewered online.

In Carrie's defense, her fans have actually sent us a few excuses for her X-rated video. They include:

  • We're all made in God's image, so I was merely trying to touch God.
  • The Bible bans premarital sex. How else would I get off?
  • I saw the returns on Prop 8 and couldn't help myself!
  • Society made me do it!

Oh, wait. Prejean already said that last one. But she was referring to her semi-nude photos from a few months ago. It's so hard to keep track with her.

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I think that Carrie did what other girl wanted to say but did not have the courage to.

Carrie Prejean Biography

BL!SSS Magazine Spread Carrie Prejean was a contestant in the Miss USA pageant in 2009. Representing California, she finished in the top five. However, she... More »
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Carrie Prejean Quotes

I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

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Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.

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