Carrie Prejean: God Loves Fake Boobs!

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When it comes to the bible, Carrie Prejean is like a woman at a buffet line.

She just picks and chooses whatever satisfies her cravings... for attention!

Carrie Prejean at the Mic

In an interview with Christianity Today, the disgraced beauty queen and spawn of Satan spoke on her breasts implants. She said she's sure God is totally cool with them because:

“I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.”

A majority of Americans are against gay marriage. Fox News is the highest-rated cable news network, by far. Still, Carrie Prejean somehow claims she's in the persecuted minority.

Fair point. There's no specific citation in the Bible that condemns breast implants. But there is this passage from Thessalonians 4:3-5, which reads:

For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God.

Care to comment on that one, Ms. Multiple Sex Tapes?


Why in the hell is this even a topic?!?! Because she is a proud Christian? This justifies you gusy keeping her imperfections alive? She worte abook...about what, her imperfections and what she thinks led to them....this makes her even worse?!! You peopel need to prepare yourselves...really preapare yourselves. Don't worry about this girl, and what she has done...who she has sought forgiveness from, etc....WORRY ABOUT YOU OWN SICK ASS!!


Wait a fucking minute, you damned hypocrites that try to justify your own suns by profitting on publicisinz others....who in the hell said that being a Christian meant to be without sin?!?!?! Seriously, I am sick and tired of you immoral assholes attacking, viciously attacking anyone that is a Christian that makes a mistake and actually sins...


Breast implants are meant for sexual attention. Prejean is a heterosexual female. She seeks to attract the sexual attention of males. This is "sexual temptation". According to the Bible and it has plenty to say about that ("Do not cause your brother to stumble" etc). WTF is with people even thinking this is a biblically defensible position? Christians argue that since "God made you" it is kinda a slap in the face to your "creator" to go out and make adjustments. Just saying. That's all the time I have for this psycho.


Based on the totality of what is said by and about Prejean, she seems to be a compulsive pathological liar. That's why few people believe anything she says.


Great! There's no passage in the Bible that says marriage is just between a man and a woman either. Glad we got that all cleared up then.


I believe boob implants falls into the 'Vanity is a sin' catagory.


amen, Henry! THG still references Kim Kardashian's sex tape to this day! When it comes to mocking, it's an equal opportunity website.
If you're a celebrity and you pose for nude photos, you'll get mocked mercilessly. Why is Prejean the only one to claim it's due to her religious views?


This site makes fun of Britney ALL the time! Carrie and her misguided supporters somehow think Prejean is the only celebrity being made fun of and it's due to her views.
Have you read THG? Everyone gets mocked at all times. Prejean is simply the only one to exploit Christianity in order to sell her book and act like she's somehow persecuted. As a loyal, Church-going Christian, I've never been so offended by a celebrity.


So b/c Prejean isn't literally doing something AT THIS MOMENT, it's in the past and forgivable? What if she did it yesterday? Last week? What if it were murder, not a sex tape?
Just trying to understand if there's any limit to this concept of "hey, it was in the past!" or if any Christian can do ANYthing at ANY time, mumble that it was a "mistake" and then be considered a role model. Is that how it works?


Carrie Prejean Biography

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Carrie Prejean was a contestant in the Miss USA pageant in 2009. Representing California, she finished in the top five. However, she... More »
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Carrie Prejean Quotes

I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

Carrie Prejean

Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.

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