Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp: It's On!

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are huge, hot movie stars who'll be working together on a new movie in which their respective characters make love in the shower.

Based on that, you can consider their respective relationships over.

That's the logic of the new Life & Style Weekly, which recalls "tearing clothing in a frenzy, mounting counter tops and thrusting against walls" in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Things got so hot and heavy in that 2005 film that Brad Pitt soon split from his wife, Jennifer Aniston, and found himself in Angelina Jolie's arms in real life, too!

But, what goes around comes around, and given the premise of The Tourist, it's basically inevitable that Angie will now leave Brad for Sexiest Man Alive Depp.

Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

Sorry, Brad. What goes around comes around.

"The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower," the script teases, describing one provocative dream sequence. "Frank (Depp) walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara (Jolie) against the glass."

"Clutching at her slithery body, he proceeds to kiss her frantically," it continues. "She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."

Vanessa Paradis is apparently worried ... and for good reason!

This flick, slated for an early 2011 release, sure sounds steamy. You can bank on the fact that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will reunite by then at the latest.


Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are soulmates, match made in heaven or hell who knows. I've always wondered how is it that they hadn't gotten together before. When I heard about her and Brad I thought what? he's all wrong for her she'd be better matched with Johnny Depp. They have a lot in common personally and artistically the weirdos should be together. Congratulations to Johnny and Angelina! good choice.


Angelina makes it a habit to take other women's husbands away from them, but she is a seducing whore and a witch. Brad Pitt has never looked worse in his life than he does now? It doesn't matter how much money you have, it's whats on the inside that counts. Morality and grace does matter.




PPPleasse, I bet on Johnny. He is too much of a man with integrity to leave Vanessa Paradis for this pitiful excuse for a woman. It must be taking an awful lot of tolerance and stregth for him to get through filming with her. She has absolutly no character or depth for that matter.


Come on. Johnny would never leave Vanessa for Jolie. Like seriously? Angelina Jolie is getting old, her tricks are getting old - if she had any tricks to begin with anyways. And plus, what's the big deal about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together anyway, they were an actual couple to begin with, it was Jolie who broke them up, so what's the big problem. Johnny Depp is the best actor in the world voted the sexiest man alive, I'm pretty damn sure that no sexiest man would go for Jolie, she is definetely not good enough for him. Sorry Angie.


All I gotta say is that if Angelina does sink her claws into my love of my life Johnny. I will forever hate her. I don't think that Johnny would even drop that low to her standards. He is way to much for her to handle anyway! She has hooked up almost all of her co-stars and that has to show for something on her reputation. Johnny has way to much class and Vanessa is a beautiful women!


Number one Johnny is a PROFESSIONAL actor. He may have a sterotype but what is being suggested of him is perverted ok... That is what makes him who he is. He has a frame of eara about him you don't have to know him personally to see this or feel it. he maintains a spirit of mystry that many would love to have. This is a test Johnny don't be fooled. I'm sure this movie will be fine as all Johnnys' movies are. And in the end we will see a true professional actor as always.


come on there is no way sexy johnny will leave the wife for angelina... angelina wishes that would happend but nope it wont johnny knows whats good and angelina is no good!!!!


I agree with what Amber says. "Johnny is not Brad, he is a real man"


This whole article make me feel icky. Especially: "Based on that, you can consider their respective relationships over." Horrible piece of 'journalism'.

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