She showed up an hour late to present at an awards show, heckled a musical legend and had a foul-mouthed near-dust-up with a recording executive.
Not a bad afternoon for Amy Winehouse.
Organizers at the Q Awards last week paid thousands for the best Grosvenor House Hotel suite to make sure the troubled star arrived to present on time.
It still didn't happen. Nearly an hour late, she finally burst through the doors and wobbled uneasily up to the stage to present an award to The Specials.
Winehouse yelled: "Everyone, I know you've been to these things a million times but The Specials are amazing. Put your hands together for The Specials."
Wino then ran backstage and said to the Mirror (UK) "I'm here now, let's party!" Asked to pose for a pic, she winked: "I'm always up for a quick one!"
Truer words have never been spoken.
BOOB JOB: Amy Winehouse made one of herself last week.
She tore into a recent report that she recently remarried Blake Fielder-Civil, saying flatly "It's not true, babe. We're not married. It's all rumors."
There was no denying her new boob job, though. Good grief.
Amy then took a seat and got stuck into cans of strong Red Stripe lager ... and may have had one too many, because when Robert Plant went on stage to pick up an award, Amy decided to upstage the legendary Led Zeppelin frontman.
Bizarrely, she started chanting "Billy Bragg, Billy Bragg" to everyone's total bemusement. Plant halted his speech as he gazed, confused, into the audience.
Amy refused to pipe down. Later, when a music exec demanded to have a picture taken with her, Winehouse said: "You're a weirdo, why don't you f**k off?"
Just another day in the life of the Wino. We're starting to rethink our recent claim that she will outlive Lindsay Lohan. It's looking like a dead heat now.