Amy Winehouse: Not Remarried, But Still a Mess

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She showed up an hour late to present at an awards show, heckled a musical legend and had a foul-mouthed near-dust-up with a recording executive.

Not a bad afternoon for Amy Winehouse.

Organizers at the Q Awards last week paid thousands for the best Grosvenor House Hotel suite to make sure the troubled star arrived to present on time.

It still didn't happen. Nearly an hour late, she finally burst through the doors and wobbled uneasily up to the stage to present an award to The Specials.

Winehouse yelled: "Everyone, I know you've been to these things a million times but The Specials are amazing. Put your hands together for The Specials."

Wino then ran backstage and said to the Mirror (UK) "I'm here now, let's party!" Asked to pose for a pic, she winked: "I'm always up for a quick one!"

Truer words have never been spoken.

Amy Winehouse, Fake Boobs

BOOB JOB: Amy Winehouse made one of herself last week.

She tore into a recent report that she recently remarried Blake Fielder-Civil, saying flatly "It's not true, babe. We're not married. It's all rumors."

There was no denying her new boob job, though. Good grief.

Amy then took a seat and got stuck into cans of strong Red Stripe lager ... and may have had one too many, because when Robert Plant went on stage to pick up an award, Amy decided to upstage the legendary Led Zeppelin frontman.

Bizarrely, she started chanting "Billy Bragg, Billy Bragg" to everyone's total bemusement. Plant halted his speech as he gazed, confused, into the audience.

Amy refused to pipe down. Later, when a music exec demanded to have a picture taken with her, Winehouse said: "You're a weirdo, why don't you f**k off?"

Just another day in the life of the Wino. We're starting to rethink our recent claim that she will outlive Lindsay Lohan. It's looking like a dead heat now.


What else is new and btw her new boobs just look gross and unnatural


Wine-O, Wine-O, Wine-O - why didn't you stick to the Bahamas, banana weed and let the record company build that studio for you and then pelase us with your tunes ? When we get the next album you can't start justifying your f*cked up crack-whorish antics. I do love her though - what a voice and what class - absolute legend... "Why don't you come on over Valerie..."


The moral is, don't attempt to be famous. It will ruin your life!


it sucks to be her though, hollywood has created this image and you have to live by it to be part of it.
But she doesn't look a certain way and its like a crime for her to exist.
Though i must say i've heard some of her music and didn't understand a single word... :S


Kanye can give her a lesson in learning when to shut the F up.
In her case, that was about 3 years ago.


It's not like Robert Plant didn't tear up hotels back in his hey day. Amy Whinehouse is a bonafied rock star and I'm am so glad that she called a record exec "weird" because record execs suck.


Amy Winehouse Biography

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Amy Winehouse is talented British singer and train wreck. This R&B / soul crooner, who's perhaps best known for her songs "Rehab" and... More »
Southgate, London, England
Full Name
Amy Jade Winehouse

Amy Winehouse Quotes

Gorgeous as f-ck. You seen him before?

Amy Winehouse [on how Blake Fielder-Civil is doing in jail]

I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.

Amy Winehouse