Mom! Quit pulling your spanx outta your crack, there`s a photographer!
Octomom to Caleb: "I promise to take you to Tits R Us (oops), meant
Toys R Us after the park." LOL
Mommy, why are they (his siblings) sucking on that ladies' titties ???
Bitch, see that kid over there, he is gonna come kick your ass unless you push me faster, like I told you too.
look mom. he can give you my new brother or sister
Who's that guy in the Ed Hardy t-shirt with the hair plugs and all the kids?!
Look! I think that kid is actually NOT related to me!
Can that man be my daddy?
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