Tale of the Tape: Kate Hudson vs. Kim Kardashian

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The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring back Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

This edition of TOTT takes on special meaning with the beginning of the World Series in Yankee Stadium tonight. One of our participants will be there.

The other? She'll just be updating her blog and begging for attention. But she is also back together with her NFL star boyfriend as of earlier this year!

Kate Hudson. Kim Kardashian. Two hot stars. Dating star athletes. Who'll prevail when they duke it out in a grueling, 10-round battle? We'll find out.

Ding, ding!

1. DAUGHTER OF ...

Kate Hudson: Goldie Hawn
Kim Kardashian: Kris Jenner
Edge: Kate (big time)

2. STEPDAD'S GREATEST OLYMPIC ACHIEVEMENT

Kate Hudson: Playing hockey coach Herb Brooks in Miracle
Kim Kardashian: Winning gold in the decathlon in 1976
Edge: Tie

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Pic

3. MOST STRIKING FEATURE

Kate Hudson: Skinny frame; Long, blonde hair
Kim Kardashian: Enormous booty
Edge: Kate

4. BAGGAGE

Kate Hudson: Five-year-old son Ryder
Kim Kardashian: Enormous booty
Edge: Kim

5. OFTEN SEEN ON ...

Kate Hudson: Silver screens, Yankee Stadium scoreboard
Kim Kardashian: Every celebrity gossip site on the planet
Edge: Kim

6. RANDOM FORMER SPOUSE

Kate Hudson: Chris Robinson
Kim Kardashian: Damon Thomas
Edge: Kate

7. BOYFRIEND'S SPORTS CONTROVERSY

Kate Hudson: Steroids, lying, general douchebag tendencies
Kim Kardashian: Improper financial dealings while at USC
Edge: Kate

8. IMAGE PROBLEMS

Kate Hudson: Unlucky in love, flaky
Kim Kardashian: Overexposed
Edge: Kim

9. BEST KNOWN MOVIE ROLE

Kate Hudson: Almost Famous
Kim Kardashian: Kim Kardashian Superstar (a.k.a. Ray J sex tape)
Edge: Kate

10. LOVES TO EAT ...

Kate Hudson: A Rod
Kim Kardashian: Bush
Edge: Tie

THE VERDICT: it was close, but K-Hud takes it 6-4. Nice try, Kim. Better luck next time. Maybe stage a wedding or a pregnancy for some more PR at some point?

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Kate Hudson Quotes

I don't even remember the last time I got a manicure. I even got to the point where I started waxing my own legs because I don't have the time. I'd rather be home with [son] Ryder sitting there waxing my legs. I haven't gotten a facial in a million years. I don't do those kinds of things. And when I do, I always think, 'I should do this more often.'

Kate Hudson

I don't know if I'll ever get married again.

Kate Hudson
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