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Chelsea Handler will be on the cover of Playboy in December.

Thanks to Jay Leno making a few calls to his connections, we now know what the cover of the issue (which will also feature Joanna Krupa nude) will look like.

Jay surprised Chelsea Handler with an enourmous version of the E! personality's cover, featuring the Chelsea Lately host (who quit drinking for "like a day and a half" to get in shape) standing in some faux snow, clad in a white bikini ...

Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover

Chelsea Handler in Playboy. Would you wanna handle her?

The holiday-themed issue should make for quite a nice stocking stuffer. What we wouldn't give to find this under the mistletoe. Okay, not really actually.

Prior to the cover being unveiled, she joked that she was excited, particularly for her dad, who was going to love it "because he thinks I'm very sexual."

She's better looking than she is funny.

Still, upon seeing it, she got laughs by saying "We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back." Here's the video of Chelsea Handler's Playboy cover ...

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This just in: Adam Lambert is flamboyant.

Having been away from the American Idol stage for a few months now, the talented, over-the-top singer has been forced to defend himself against critics of his debut CD cover.

“Thank you to those who appreciate and understand that the album cover is deliberately campy,” Adam Tweeted yesterday. “It’s an homage to the past. It IS ridiculous.”

Just like the amount of talent Lambert possesses.

The album ("For Your Entertainment") comes out on November 23 and, clearly, it don't be for everyone.

“For those that don’t get it: oh well... Glad to have gotten your attention,” Adam wrote. “Androgyny. Rock n Roll.”

Will you purchase his CD?

 

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Giuliano Stroe has a six-pack. Big deal, you say? That number surpasses the number of years the pint-sized Romanian weightlifting god has even been alive.

Yes, you read that correctly. We're guessing this guy could beat up our interns (puny, lazy alcoholics that they are), but that would almost be acceptable.

At the very least, if you were going to get beat up by a five-year old, it wouldn't seem as bad as that sounds if it's one that's as ripped as Giuliano Stroe.

The pre-school weightlifter entered the Guinness Book of World Records this week, even if he probably doesn't know what that is, nor can he read it.

He etched his name in the history books after completing the fastest ever 10-meter walk with a weight ball between the legs, whatever the hell that is.

We don't want to question it, though. We like our faces the way they look now. Check out this four-minute video of Giuliano Stroe and be astounded ...

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Levi Johnston is about to get totally undressed for a nude spread in Playgirl. Now he's also getting dressed down by his baby mama's mama Sarah Palin.

Yup, their ongoing war of words has been kicked up a notch ... or 10.

On CBS' Early Show today, Levi continued his Palin-bashing PR tour by saying she referred to her infant son Trig, who has Down syndrome, as "retarded."

Moreover, he says she used the term repeatedly, and during the 2008 campaign, used the baby as a prop while in reality Bristol Palin primarily cared for it.

Without providing details, Johnston also ominously suggested that Palin, last year's Republican V.P. nominee, has done a whole lot worse than that, as well.

Cryptically but knowingly, he says he knows things that could "get her in trouble and could hurt her." You really couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

"I'm not gonna go that far," Levi Johnston said. "You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could easily. But there's ... I'm just not gonna do it."

Suffice it to say, Levi's comments didn't sit well with Sarah.

In a bitter reply, the mother of five said in a statement that: "We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious, untrue attacks on our family."

Only she hasn't. Just saying.

"We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied," Palin's statement continued. "Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every single day of his life."

Palin said "CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies" and was indignant at the insinuation of using such a term.

Taking both Levi Johnston and CBS to task, Palin questioned the credibility of somebody about to get naked for a magazine, specifically Playgirl.

"Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies," she says.

"Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

In response, Levi says his recent interview with Vanity Fair was just the beginning, and while he's sure Sarah Palin "has something comin' for me," he is unabashed about his counterattacks as long as the Palins cut him out of his child's life.

Your move, Levi. Your. Move.

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We've often debated whether or not Fergie was hot.

Now, according to a report in The National Enquirer, it turns out her husband has done the same thing. In a manner of speaking!

Fergie, Dress

Nicole Forrester, a stripper at an all-nude club in Atlanta, told the newspaper she danced for the actor in early October. Duhamel reportedly referred to himself as “JD”, and said he was in town to make a porn.  The initial conversation, according to Forrester, went like this:

“I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.'"

Following those obvious sparks, there was no fighting what took place next.

Forrester says she drank Grey Goose with, Duhamel and a friend, danced naked for both of them and then exchanged phone numbers with the Transformers star.

He called her on October 9, she met him at the St. Regis hotel and the pair engaged in wild, crazy sex.

The busty blonde admits she was paid to speak with the Enquirer, but also claims she passed a polygraph. Do you believe her tale?

Duhamel married Fergie in January.

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It's official: Miley Cyrus has lot touch with her fan base.

In a new AOL poll, the 16-year old singer was voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009. That's saying A LOT, considering Jon Gosselin and Kanye West are still alive!

Cyrus - whose attire and run through a myriad of boy toys over the last few months have raise red flags - received a whopping 42% of the vote. Britney Spears and Kanye finished second and third.

Vanessa Hudgens and Shia LeBeouf somehow rounded out the top five.

"I think Miley is in an interesting space where she is trying to graduate from being Hannah Montana and a Disney channel celebrity and coming into her own and having a career beyond Disney," said Stephanie Cohen, editor of JSYK.com, which ran the poll.

Cyrus Picture

To Miley's credit, she's trying to turn her image around. She deleted her annoying Twitter account and recently sung to a child with cancer.

But is it too little, too late? You tell us: who is the worst celebrity influence?

 

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Is Jon Gosselin's rebound romance with his "soul mate" hitting the skids?

Hailey Glassman says the father of eight, who she began dating earlier this year, is emotionally abusive – and she's sick and tired of putting up with it!

"He'll call me and take his anger out on me," the 22-year-old Glassman says in a two-part interview scheduled to air on The Insider starting Thursday.

"He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with Jon being emotionally abusive. All I can do is cry and say, 'Jon, why are you so mean to me?'"

She of all people should know better than to expect a straight answer.

"Sometimes he has trouble with the truth," Hailey Glassman says of Jon. "He will just dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde."

Yet, for whatever reason, she proclaims, "I still love him."

Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman

Ever since she started dating Jon Gosselin, the already-troubled Hailey Glassman laments that her life has changed rapidly – and not necessarily for the better.

"I met Jon in a bubble," says Glassman, whose dad performed a post-sextuplet tummy tuck on Kate in 2006. "I'd never seen the show. I had no idea."

After their trip to France in July, she's faced harsh criticism.

"People judge me before they meet me. I get threats. I get called a home wrecker and a fat whore. People will stare or point. It gets worse every day."

NOTE: For the record, np one has ever said she's fat.

Just the same, Hailey can't imagine life without Jon.

"I don't want to leave him alone," she says. "At the end of the day, I love him but dislike him at times. When I love someone I would never hurt them."

A source close to Jon tells People that he was "very supportive of her doing the interview with The Insider. He wants her to get paid clear her name."

As for Jon's rage issues and emotional instability, the source says, "He has a lot of on his plate and he gets frustrated but he's supportive of her."

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She may not have been plastered like Holly Montag on last night's The Hills, but a .08 is a .08, period, so Stephanie Pratt was formally charged with DUI today.

After her arrest two Sundays ago in Hollywood, the sister of Spencer Pratt was given a breathalyzer and blew exactly the amount considered over the limit.

Reinstated

She was pulled over at 3:45 a.m. October 18 after leaving Holly Montag's birthday party. Man, one can only imagine what Holly would have blown: .15? .24?

Stephanie Pratt was actually given two breathalyzer tests, registering .08 and .09, so she was arrested for DUI and then taken into custody on $5,000 bail.

Stephanie Pratt with Holly Montag and that Stacie girl the night of her arrest. It was Holly's birthday. Where's Heidi, you ask? Apparently no one was willing to pay her.

She could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted.

In an attempt to save some plastic surgery-riddled face, Stephanie took to her Twitter earlier this week to address the situation. Here's what she said:

  • i was pulled over 4 tinted windows 3 blocks from where i was sleeping and blew a .08 which was 2 drinks. i made the wrong choice and i take responsibility.
  • i would never put other peoples lives at risk and want to be clear that i was not pulled over for unsafe driving. 2 drinks... call a taxi! learn from my mistake.

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California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger sure has a way with words.

Whether he's calling political opponents "girlie men" or nonchalantly musing on life while puffing on a stogie in the jacuzzi during the state's current fiscal catastrophe, Governator Ahhnold certainly has no shortage of critics in politics.

Ones he may have just given a cryptic slap in the legislative face.

His rep calls it a coincidence, but a recent letter Schwarzenegger sent Democratic Assemblyman Tom Ammiano announcing his rejection of Assembly Bill 1176 may contain a not-so-well-hidden, obscene message.

Some believe this was the Guv's classy reaction to this particular lawmaker heckling him, Joe Wilson style, at a recent event in San Francisco.

Just read down the left-hand margin for the message ...

Ahnold

Coincidence? Careful word choice and alignment? You be the judge!

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Alex Rodriguez is batting .438 with six home runs and 12 RBIs so far this postseason. Amazingly, he may be performing even better off the baseball field!

That's what girlfriend Kate Hudson has been telling pals.

"They love sex!" a friend of the couple dished recently. "They talk about it all day long. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents."

Seriously? Is this for real? She probably talks about "PEDs" and the aging Goldie Hawn mishears it for something. Eh, eh? Hello? Is this thing on? No?

K-Hud apparently hasn't been deterred by the fact that A-Rod just divorced Cynthia Rodriguez following an affair with Joslyn Noel Morse (and others).

Another fling recalls portraits of the New York Yankees slugger as a centaur hanging over his bed. We can't decide if that's creepy, funny or just weird.

Blonde Kate Hudson Picture

Ever since Kate Hudson became a Yankee Stadium staple, the team has dominated. Sure, their payroll is like a billion dollars, but a pretty good luck charm never hurt.

In any case, Rodriguez has supposedly confided to Kate that she means more to him than Madonna, who he famously had an "affair of the heart with" last year, or even Cynthia, and that Kate is "changing him for the better."

How so?

"He's less of a jerk," jokes a pal. "He's also more free-spirited." How special.

In any case, Kate's does not seem worried, nor does she have any reason to be. That's because "she's with him every second," according to a source.

Whatever leash he's on, Yankee fans hope she keeps riding his ass one more week. The World Series begins tonight in New York, weather permitting.

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