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Yesterday, Jon Gosselin said he regretted fondling so many women in public since his separation; and asked a judge to delay divorce proceedings against his estranged, annoying ex-wife.

The douchebag of a reality star claimed he wanted to "regain control over the future of our family" by postponing the official end to his marriage.

Now, Kate Gosselin has a response to this PR move: Bite me!

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An friend of the grating mother says "Kate sees no reason to wait and drag this out. She doesn't think Jon is being sincere in his comments. She thinks it's all a publicity stunt."

And Kate Gosselin knows a thing or two about publicity stunts! Almost as much as Jon knows about tagging every piece of tail that comes his way.

Now that this union appears headed for an official, legal end, only one question remains: Who will get divorced first, Jon and Kate; or Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian?

Actually, a second question is also pressing: Who sucks harder?

 

** UPDATE: Jon is now trying to ban the TLC show from continuing. A letter from his attorney has surfaced, which reads:

"Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

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She isn't the most popular woman on the planet, but Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be welcomed back to The View with open arms.

The blonde, opinionated conservative will return to her seat - alongside Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sherri Shepherd and Barbara Walters - on October 19, a date that can't come fast enough considering the guest hosts that have occupied her spot since Hasselbeck left for maternity leave.

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Such reality TV stalwarts as  Heidi Montag, Kate Gosselin and Khloe Kardashian have joined the all-girl gabfest at various points this summer, each more nauseating than the last.

Hasselbeck gave birth to her third child, Isaiah Timothy in August. Her return to The View will mean big money for at least one former governor from Alaska.

There's little doubt Elisabeth will pimp out Sarah Palin's ridiculously titled upcoming book, Going Rogue: An American Life. Hard.

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Lindsay Lohan still can't find work on the big screen or in the recording studio.

It's shocking that no studio wants a drugged out, temperamental, attention-starved quasi lesbian to anchor any of its movies.

But this isn't the case in the fashion world, apparently, where the trainwreck is in high demand.

Earlier this month, Lohan was named "Artistic Advisor" for French designer Emanuel Ungaro. It's unclear what this means, but if the company needs advisement as to which drugs to mix with which, Lindsay is its woman!

Meanwhile, the former tabloid fixture is the face of a spring campaign for 6126 clothing line. She's seen below, modeling some strange ensemble for the brand:

Would you ever wear these leggings?

 

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It's been a big week for Lauren Bosworth.

She and her castmates were thrust back into the spotlight, as a new season of The Hills premiered on MTV.

Meanwhile, the reality star turned 23 and celebrated the occasion at Mi-6, a Hollywood night club named after the British Secret Intelligence Service.

Meant to conjure up cool, sleek images of James Bond, we're not entirely sure if Lo and Lauren Conrad would qualify as Bond girls. But the latter was on hand to help her pal celebrate.

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LC also has a reason to pop champagne this week: her debut novel will be turned into a movie.

L.A. Candy, which is based on the real life of a girl-turned-reality-star-turned author will eventually hit the big screen. It's like art imitating life imitating art again... or something.

Just click on the photos of Lo and LC below and try not to think too much about it...

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There are many false stories circulating about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Some celebrity gossip tabloids are taking advantage of the relationship by distorting truths and concocting straight-out lies. There's no wedding on the way, for example.

However, E! News is typically known as a reliable source for entertainment scoop; and the network recently traveled to Vancouver to learn as much as it could about the Eclipse cast.

It's Robsten!

Seen here at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson really, truly are an item.

Correspondents ended up in a local eatery, where a pair of employees confirmed that various actors and actresses often frequent the establishment. Said one hostess:

"The whole cast comes in a lot together. For some reason, this is one of the places the paparazzi doesn't constantly find them. It looks like they all really get along well. It's always a fun table - they are laughing, joking and just very polite."

Okay. But what about Robsten? Are they really together?

"Everyone here knows [they're dating]," said a hostess. "They are the only cast members who will come in alone a lot. You can just tell by looking at them. They're really cute together, always smiling.

Wait, Kristen Stewart smiles?!?

"She is incredibly sweet," the woman continued. "I'd be a bitch, too, if there were cameras constantly in my face. But she's great, and so is Rob. They just seem to make each other happy."

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