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Yesterday's THG Caption Contest yielded some great entries, as always.

Our readers didn't disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of Scott Disick and his baby mama's stepdad Bruce Jenner. Your winner is HVAC.

Congratulations on a job well done. The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Nikki and Cindy. Thanks to everybody for sending in their efforts and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner

Former Olympic Champ meets total Douche for lunch.

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After three preview clips (five freaking seconds each, spread throughout the day Thursday) and a word from her sponsor ("Fantasy" by Britney Spears, natch) the marketing machine has run its course and Britney Spears' new video is out.

Take a look at the uber-sexy, threesome-themed video and after you go take a cold shower, tell us what you think of it by voting in the poll below ...

What do you think of Britney Spears' "3" music video?

 

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First, Kris Allen got his chance to premiere a few songs from his debut album.

Now, it's time to listen to the man that finished second to Allen on season eight of American Idol.

On his radio show this morning, Ryan Seacrest unveiled "For Your Entertainment," the title track off the first-ever CD from Adam Lambert.

Pray with us that YouTube doesn't remove this single and listen to it below:

What do you think? Classic, great Lambert? Or a bit of a let down?

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On the list of intelligent feuds one can start, dissing Jay-Z doesn't strike us as one you'd see ranked very high. But that's not about to stop Beanie Sigel.

The rapper dissed Jay-Z in his new “Average Cat” song, according to the Wall Street Journal, debuting the track today on New York’s Hot 97 radio station.

Referencing Jay-Z's real name Shawn Carter, Sigel's lyrics state, “The rapper Shawn called the police on me 'cause I was front row at the Blue Print 3.”

Afterwards, Beanie Sigel did not deny his intent, but qualified it by saying that he isn't encouraging an ongoing feud with Jay-Z or anything like that.

Here's Beanie Sigel supposed diss of Jay-Z ...

Of the lyrics, he said, “This ain’t a green light for everybody to start making 'diss Jay-Z' records. This is just me taking my brother out for five minutes.”

Their feud is reported to have originated from their Roc-A-Fella business dealings, and Jay-Z's allegedly adequate marketing of Sigel’s album in 2007.

Interestingly, his visit to Hot 97 occurred just hours after Jay-Z performed “Empire State Of Mind” at Yankee Stadium for Game 2 of the World Series.

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You know the old saying.

It takes a couple of painfully annoying, married reality TV attention whores to know a couple of painfully annoying, married reality TV attention whores.

That said, The Hills' gruesome twosome, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dressed up for Halloween Thursday as none other than Jon and Kate Gosselin.

It's actually pretty funny ...

Speidi as Jon and Kate

Speidi masquerades as Jon and Kate. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

We don't know what touch we like more, the dolls, Spencer's uber-douchey shades and Ed Hardy t-shirt, or Heidi's reverse mullet dead opossum weave.

It's a tie.

Just pray these two don't decide to emulate Jon and Kate in other ways. Like having eight children. The apocalypse would officially be upon us then ...

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On October 24, Brad Pitt got into a minor motorcycle accident. That wasn't major news.

But the alleged destination to where Pitt was headed is major gossip fodder: a "top-secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston," according to this week's In Touch cover story.

The tabloid lies reports that the rendezvous was set up “via a series of coded – and often teasing – text messages.” But what if Angelina Jolie found out about it?

“Brad clearly felt it was worth the risk," said an imaginary anonymous source, which cited the reason why Pitt wanted to meet up with his ex in the first place: jealousy.

Aniston is supposedly back together with John Mayer, an unsubstantiated reconciliation to begin with. As a result of this relationship, though, the story claims Pitt's thoughts "revolve around Jen."

Cover of Lies

Of course, this rumor makes perfect sense. After all, if you believe tabloid reports, just look at the state of Brangelina's union, based on a series of recent covers:

Note to entertainment "news" magazines: Aniston and Pitt got divorced over four years ago. We know the actress keeps bringing it up, but can we all move on, please?

Don't you have Robsten break-ups to lie about instead?

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In an epic battle for Worst Parent of All Time, Michael Lohan says he can prove that his ex-wife is covering up their daughter's myriad addiction problems.

He's got her on tape, he says!

"Dina is saying that I'm lying here - that Lindsay doesn't have a problem and that she's okay," Michael naturally lamented to the New York Daily News.

"But I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep, that she doesn't have much time left. There have been frantic calls about this."

"And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

The whole world is about to hear it, too. Michael is set to air his ex's dirty laundry, via numerous voicemail messages, on Entertainment Tonight Monday.

Michael says he'll do "whatever it takes" to get Lindsay back on track. "I want her off prescription medication," he insisted. "I'm not going to stop until then."

"As the mother of my kids, I won't slam Dina personally," he said.

"But she has expressed to me that Lindsay is in dire, dire need of an intervention. And Lindsay needs to see that her mother is either lying to me or lying to her."

His recent public rant on Maury Povich and later on Access Hollywood in the past week alone - have left Lindsay quite unmoved. Will this stunt be any different?

We wouldn't expect it. Especially not with comments like this from pop:

"Dina says positive things about Samantha [Ronson] to Lindsay," says Lohan, "but then when Dina talks to me, she blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons."

"If Dina and her cohorts want to keep lying, I could [keep exposing her] for a year - on many different subjects," Michael said, pulling his best Levi Johnston.

"My lawyers told me to keep every single conversation - and I did."

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Chastened by his girlfriend earlier this week, Jon Gosselin is owning up to his mistakes (while receiving a paycheck, of course) and apologizing to Hailey Glassman.

The reality star is trying to make amends with Hailey, who called him an emotionally abusive liar and kind of a d!ck the other night, telling The Insider she's right.

"My girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has paid a significant price to live under such a media microscope,” Gosselin told the show, which also reported her complaints.

"I am grateful for her emotional support and regret any pain my actions caused as she has selflessly born the pressures I have endured under the media glare."

"I am committed to making things right with Hailey as well as Kate and especially my children. I ask you to please give me the opportunity to prove myself."

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman: A match made in tabloid heaven.

When Jon isn't trading public barbs with his new play thing, he's busy tangling with estranged wife Kate over their eight kids, their show and financial issues.

Hard to say which is worse. Okay, no it's not. Hailey actually seems pretty cool and understanding, calling him out but not ditching him either. Kate? Yech.

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You never know what Heidi Klum will do next. One day, she has a kid. The next, she's on Project Runway. Then, as luck would have it, she models nude, in chocolate.

Talk about scrumptious. Tasty. Yummy. Okay, this is getting uncomfortable. Anyway, this and many more Heidi Klum pictures are available in a new book about her.

It's called Rankin's Heidilicious. What? You don't care? Okay, here's a pic already. ..

Heidi Klum: Reverse Angle

Yes, that's really Heidi Klum. There are frontal shots.

Okay, so it's not as awesome as the Heidi Klum nude spread for Russell James earlier this year, but hey, are you really going to complain? We thought not.

Alright, enough talk and more photographs. Follow the jump for more delicious pictures of a chocolate-covered Heidi. Spoiler alert: She turns around!

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Granted, once you've seen Rachelle Leah nude in Playboy, any future photo of the model pales in comparison.

Still, our male readers would get angry if we didn't post the picture below, taken from Leah's recent spread in Complex magazine.

Inside the issue, the hot host of UFC All Access on Spike TV dishes on her former dream job, her penchant for bloody brawls and her abs. A few excerpts from the interview:

On dreams of being a paramedic: I loved the adrenaline rush. In school, you do ride-alongs and practice, and it’s a high you can’t explain when someone’s life is in your hands. But what I do is very exciting in its own way.

On watching brutal UFC fights: I have no problem watching that. It will be stopped if it’s a dangerous situation.

On what body part she'd prefer to be punched in: My abs. They can handle it.

Meanwhile, we can handle the Complex photos below. Click on each for a larger view of it...

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