Octomom Loses 145 Pounds, Seeks Attention
Just nine months after giving birth to eight freaking babies, single mother of 14 freaking babies overall Nadya Suleman is back into her pre-baby jeans.
Yup, Octomom lost 145 pounds. No trainer or plastic surgery required.
"I was eating everything in sight," the drain on society recalls.
"I topped 270 pounds while pregnant," the mother of Elijah, 8; Amerah, 7; Joshua, 6; Aidan, 4; Calyssa and Caleb, 3; and Josiah, Makai, Jeremiah, Nariyah, Jonah, Noah, Maliyah and Isaiah, 9 months, tells the new issue of Us Weekly.
While she easily bounced back after her other pregnancies, getting back into shape after welcoming eight babies wasn't as easy. Really, you're kidding.
Instantly erasing 40 pounds after delivering her octuplets, Nadya Suleman felt compelled to join the local gym after welcoming the bundles of joy.
Glad La Habra, Calif., taxpayers sprung for her membership.
BYE, BYE, WEIGHT: Hello, tabloids! Jobless media whore and mother of 14 Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, shares weight loss tips and clamors for attention.
Nadya fits in thrice-weekly midnight workouts (while a taxpayer-funded nanny watches over her sleeping children) with strength training but no cardio.
"I get enough of that with the kids," Suleman said.
The 34-year-old Suleman also maintains a strict diet of five protein-packed meals or snacks a day normally consist of "anything the kids are eating."
Food staples in the Suleman household? Oatmeal, sushi, turkey, and even homemade baby food. "As long as it's nutritious, it's good to eat," she said.
The disgrace also loves to gorge herself on one particular indulgence every day and not even worry about any empty carbs as a result: Publicity.
Hey, if she can't exploit her kids for money, there's always her own body. Gotta give the hyper-fertile one credit for being versatile at least.
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January 21st, 2010 12:28 AM
All you haters need to leave her alone and stop trusting everything you hear in the media. Do you personally know her? None of us truly know what kind of mother she is. Obviously, she loves her children. Don't deny that if you were given the opportunity to make money by doing interviews and magazine covers you wouldn't? Please, don't kid yourself. Furthermore, tax payers wouldn't be able to "fund" her nanny expense. Get real. Leave her and her children alone and worry about your own life! I don't feel sorry for the children. They are loved and well taken care of. If anything, feel sorry for her. She's a busy mom and what is done is done. Of course it would have been better if she was married and employed and didn't have so many, but that's not what happened. It is her body, her life. Let her live it. She's gotta go raise them, stay up nights with them, etc., not us. Who are we to judge her? Who are we to say what is best for her? None of us know her. None of us are in her shoes. Leave
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November 8th, 2009 3:29 PM
That's quite an accomplishment, good for her.
October 25th, 2009 9:08 PM
This is sick n not going away. Those kids have been left there long enough, they will be just like her. DFActs didn't want to, didnt want to do anything...entilitment jobs you know...no reason to do anything. Now we will all pay. Octomom really did know the system...She knew that no one would care...or do anything...and that is what happened...when your taxes are high...remember you are paying for Octomom's missfitts...and hopes to be famous...God I wish we could send her n daddy back to the arabs...!!!
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October 25th, 2009 4:20 PM
I just have to say i feel bad for those poor babies. They never asked to have a mother like her. She just needs to dedicate time to her kids....all of them and move on and leave the media alone.
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October 25th, 2009 2:17 PM
And why the heck is she still talking to tabloids? Wasn't she the one begging to be left alone?
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October 25th, 2009 12:25 PM
Way to go Nayda
Exploit yourself and your children even more.