Noooo! Taylor Lautner Wants to Keep His Shirt On

We were already jealous of Taylor Swift for having landed herself a hunk like Taylor Lautner.

But now we really hate the young singer: Lautner claims only Swift will see him topless in the near future.

Okay, he doesn't say that exactly. But the New Moon star is conscious of his reputation and wants to be known for more than just rippling abs, bulging biceps and... we lost our train of thought. Take it away, Taylor...

"I don't want to become known as just a body," he said this week. "If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that's not very realistic. I certainly won't be asking to do it, though."

Thanks for being so selfish, man. Imagine if Levi Johnston took that attitude!

Lautner does have good news for fans, at least: Robert Pattinson gives him some topless competition in New Moon.

"He definitely doesn't need any pointers at all," said Lautner of his co-star's physique. "He's got it covered."

Or not covered, as the case may be. HAWT!