Kourtney Kardashian is so special.
On Monday, she Tweeted the following, incredible news: "My baby is moving like crazy! Going to try and relax and sleep."
Thank goodness she alerted followers to that crucial information, but wouldn't it actually be more newsworthy if the child was NOT moving at this point in her pregnancy?
Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant, Tweeting, crying out for attention.
Meanwhile, shady baby daddy Scott Disick is continuing to say whatever will make him sound like a responsible father-to-be.
"We're home every night looking at baby books and baby magazines," he told Us Weekly. "I just want to stay home with her, enjoy her company, look at her stomach and be with her."
And speak to any celebrity gossip tabloid that calls, of course.