Kate Gosselin to Jon Gosselin: PR Stunt is BS!

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Yesterday, Jon Gosselin said he regretted fondling so many women in public since his separation; and asked a judge to delay divorce proceedings against his estranged, annoying ex-wife.

The douchebag of a reality star claimed he wanted to "regain control over the future of our family" by postponing the official end to his marriage.

Now, Kate Gosselin has a response to this PR move: Bite me!

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An friend of the grating mother says "Kate sees no reason to wait and drag this out. She doesn't think Jon is being sincere in his comments. She thinks it's all a publicity stunt."

And Kate Gosselin knows a thing or two about publicity stunts! Almost as much as Jon knows about tagging every piece of tail that comes his way.

Now that this union appears headed for an official, legal end, only one question remains: Who will get divorced first, Jon and Kate; or Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian?

Actually, a second question is also pressing: Who sucks harder?

 

** UPDATE: Jon is now trying to ban the TLC show from continuing. A letter from his attorney has surfaced, which reads:

"Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

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I think its so funny, these two are crazy and TLC continue's stay in the middle of it. keep entertaining me with these two nuts.

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jon gosselin is a non working deadbeat who has lived off the sextuplets and their mom since their conception. he better think twice before cutting off the family livlihood, he might have to get a real job. or maybe he can justcut off his own manhood and save the rest of the females in newyork he hasnt tagged yet.

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I think Jon gets precisely the sort of woman he deserves.

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