Justin-Bobby to Audrina: Nothing Compares 2 U

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Prince? Rolling in grave.

On tomorrow night's installment of The Hills, Justin-Bobby Brescia tells Audrina Patridge that despite what she's seen and heard, he and Kristin aren't an item.

That's right, he and Kristin Cavallari, 22, aren't "together" despite making out and going on dates. And when it comes to Audrina, there ain't no comparison.

"We've hung out, I cooked for her - basically that's the gist of it," Justin-Bobby says. "A big part of me will always have feelings for you and always be that guy."

"I just don't know what to think, do or say."

Funny, that's also a problem for him when it comes to showering.

For Justin-Bobby Brescia, Kristin is no Audrina. Let us pause for a moment to reflect on the fact that this loser got with both Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari.

Always a romantic, Justin-Bobby then continues, cheesily: "I would never be able to say anything was better than Audrina Patridge, ever in my life."

If you haven't thrown up or lost interest yet, Audrina recently said she is not bothered by Justin and Kristin, saying that The Hills is just entertainment.

Increasingly lame and staged entertainment, at that.

Follow the jump for a clip of Tuesday's show ...

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