Justin-Bobby to Audrina: Nothing Compares 2 U
by Free Britney at .Prince? Rolling in grave.
On tomorrow night's installment of The Hills, Justin-Bobby Brescia tells Audrina Patridge that despite what she's seen and heard, he and Kristin aren't an item.
That's right, he and Kristin Cavallari, 22, aren't "together" despite making out and going on dates. And when it comes to Audrina, there ain't no comparison.
"We've hung out, I cooked for her - basically that's the gist of it," Justin-Bobby says. "A big part of me will always have feelings for you and always be that guy."
"I just don't know what to think, do or say."
Funny, that's also a problem for him when it comes to showering.
For Justin-Bobby Brescia, Kristin is no Audrina. Let us pause for a moment to reflect on the fact that this loser got with both Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari.
Always a romantic, Justin-Bobby then continues, cheesily: "I would never be able to say anything was better than Audrina Patridge, ever in my life."
If you haven't thrown up or lost interest yet, Audrina recently said she is not bothered by Justin and Kristin, saying that The Hills is just entertainment.
Increasingly lame and staged entertainment, at that.
Follow the jump for a clip of Tuesday's show ...
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Comments (6 Total)
He is so hot!! but she can do better.
he does look pretty hot in that pic, but omg he is such an idiot. i really hate him. such a douche..
uggghhh. sick, lame, fame sucking liar. why do people care,he is worthless and offers nothng.. its clear he uses poor audrina to gain what he thinks is fame when really he is truly a scum sucking wannabbe with nothing to show us but lies lies and nothing else, uggggggggggh, audrina should wise up to this lame ass poser
seems they always want what they no longer or can't have real-wishes dot com where wishes become reality
Justin Bobby,you are such a liar.How do you live with yourself,lying so much.You told Kristin that you and Audrina were not a couple yet you are telling Audrina there will never be another her?You were a couple you dumb nothing!You did not want to commit so Audrina left you!!!You now know what good woman you had so now you are worried she won't give you the time of day!