Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.
Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.
Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:
"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."
Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:
"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.
"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."
Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.
As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?
"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."
That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.