John Mayer Defends Twitter, Miley Cyrus, Sucks at Life

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Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.

Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.

Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:

"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."

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Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:

"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.

"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."

Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.

As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?

"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."

That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.

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Rosalina

i hate both of them.. especially miley. always complaining always complaining..

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Good one 11:08 AM-tell John M. to SHUT UP too!

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TEETH YUCK means SHUT-UP Miley!

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Yeah, CLOSE your mouth, Miley-teeth- and while you are at it-SHOT-UP!!

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John M. makes NO sense, he just RAMBLES, PRETENDING to be smart-must like the sound of his own voice-What a STUPID DOUCHEBAG!! Miley advertises SEX-that is wrong-What an UGLY SLUT!! What is up with her teeth?-DISGUSTING PROSTITUTE Miley-DON'T smile!!

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John Mayer-STUPID UGLY IDIOT!! Miley-UGLY CONCEITED SLUT!! They both are ATTENTION SEEKERS and WON'T SHUT-UP!!

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wow people reallllly dont like miley lol

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10:51 must have meant PATHETIC

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Miley C. is an UGLY, has BUCKTEETH, MAN face and voice, and dresses like a SLUT!! That's right, MILEY is an UGLY SLUT!!

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boo! What an attention seeker. Like he's so much more cultured and has a better understanding of the world anyway.

Miley Cyrus Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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