John Mayer Defends Twitter, Miley Cyrus, Sucks at Life
Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.
Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.
Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:
"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."
Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:
"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.
"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."
Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.
As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?
"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."
That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.
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June 12th, 2010 5:06 AM
OK since you've started reading this its too late to stop. in 2001 a 15 year old girl was killed in a clearing in scotland. nobody knows who or what killed her but there is scratch marks all over her body and she looks horrific. she is said to roam around the world and can go 2 places at once. if you dont post this comment on 5 other videos or websites in ten minutes she will suddenly attack you and kill you in some gruesome way. this is scary coz it happened to my friend
February 16th, 2010 9:45 PM
WHY DOESN'T MILEY CYRUS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHE IS THE MOST PATHETIC TEEN STAR IN THE WORLD!! I HOPE SHE GETS SHOT OR SOMETHING!! SHE IS SOOOOOOO STUPID UGLY AND HER VOICE IS AS DEEP AS A MANS!!! WHO THE FUCK WOULD LIKE HER. AND SHE IS A TOTAL SLUT!! SHE SUCKS DICKS ON WEEKENDS FOR FUN SHE IS SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!! SHE IS A TOTAL BITCH THAT SHOULD JUST SHAVE HER HAIR OF AND GO TO REHAB ALREADY TO SAVE SOME TIME BECAUSE THATS WERE SHE IS HEADED ANYWAYS!! THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE MILEY CYRUS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS SERIOUSLY!!
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November 3rd, 2009 9:36 PM
i don't see what he has to do with it but i'm sure everybody will need to put their two cents in
October 24th, 2009 12:44 PM
Looking at these comments it's clear only 1 person under several alias is expressing himself/herself. Wonder, though, why John Mayer is so applauded...music is pretty dull & vacant, and listening to him speak out his thoughts is like listening to the drone of engineers on the NASA channel. But then, I do drone on...
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October 21st, 2009 12:55 AM
I think the whole twitter thing has gotten out of control. I feel like it just feeds into someone's self absorbed nature of "I'm brushing my teeth now" "I'm driving " blah blah blah
I love the aspect that one celebrity can connect with their fans, share album details etc but with Miley, way way way too much information came outta her twitter. One of the negativitys of it
I guess it can come from any application though, facebook, myspace, etc..
October 20th, 2009 9:17 PM
"John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans."
That's SO not what he meant! Stop picking on him!
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October 20th, 2009 8:57 PM
John is a sweet guy for defending me.
October 20th, 2009 2:54 PM
Yeah stacy, hate's a pretty serious word, especially if you don't know the person. I am too old to be a fan, but from a mother's perspective, she was okay, she's just gotten out of control on a few things. But, we live in a very internet controlled world. So people think she's ugly, I think America has been so brainwashed to think that if a person isn't pretty, they aren't worthy to live and that is SO wrong. If her life wasn't so open to the public, as so many celebs are today, we wouldn't know about half the stuff any of them have done. Leave her alone and worry about what matters, don't have a stroke over her.
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October 20th, 2009 2:16 PM
"i hate both of them.. especially miley. always complaining always complaining.."
Oh my! "Hate" is such a strong word...
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October 20th, 2009 1:50 PM
"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."
That's supposed to mean that he cares more about his twitter account than his fans?? What, are you STUPID? What I believe he means by that is that closing his twitter account because it's recommended by all of you HATERS is as insane as impregnating all of his female fans because they think it's a wonderful, dreamy idea... Clearly you haven't been to any of his concerts. He expresses much appreciation for his fans. (And I hope to see you live again, John!!) He enjoys his twitter. You enjoy your myspace. Leave it be.