Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.
Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.
Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:
"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."
Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:
"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.
"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."
Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.
As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?
"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."
That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.
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20 Comments
October 20th, 2009 10:51 AM
what the heck happened to her teeth, they seem to over power her mouth now.
October 20th, 2009 10:51 AM
UGLY John Mayer and UGLY Miley Cyrus are UGLY SELF-CENTERED SELFISH PAYHETIC DOUCHEBAGS and WON'T SHUT-UP!! They both are IN LOVE with themselves!!
October 20th, 2009 10:53 AM
boo! What an attention seeker. Like he's so much more cultured and has a better understanding of the world anyway.
October 20th, 2009 10:55 AM
Miley C. is an UGLY, has BUCKTEETH, MAN face and voice, and dresses like a SLUT!! That's right, MILEY is an UGLY SLUT!!
October 20th, 2009 10:56 AM
10:51 must have meant PATHETIC
October 20th, 2009 10:57 AM
wow people reallllly dont like miley lol
October 20th, 2009 11:00 AM
John Mayer-STUPID UGLY IDIOT!! Miley-UGLY CONCEITED SLUT!! They both are ATTENTION SEEKERS and WON'T SHUT-UP!!
October 20th, 2009 11:06 AM
John M. makes NO sense, he just RAMBLES, PRETENDING to be smart-must like the sound of his own voice-What a STUPID DOUCHEBAG!! Miley advertises SEX-that is wrong-What an UGLY SLUT!! What is up with her teeth?-DISGUSTING PROSTITUTE Miley-DON'T smile!!
October 20th, 2009 11:08 AM
Yeah, CLOSE your mouth, Miley-teeth- and while you are at it-SHOT-UP!!
October 20th, 2009 11:09 AM
TEETH YUCK means SHUT-UP Miley!