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Jennifer Aniston: John Mayer is Mine!

THG Editors' Note #1: No he's not.

THG Editors' Note #2: There's no way Jennifer Aniston said that, and the odds of her being back on in any way with John Mayer are average at best.

But OK! remains hell-bent on marrying Jen off to John, whose forthcoming album Battle Studies boasts the following lyrics on one of the tracks:

“Friends, lovers or nothing - we can only ever be one.”

There you go! He's totally talking about Jen! Case closed!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Picture

An old picture of John and Jen with a new, fake headline.

According to OK!, the all-knowing oracle of made-up tabloid covers celebrity gossip, no-strings-attached hookups have given way to something more for Jen and John.

We are talking about a Full. Blown. Romance.

Fake swoon alert!!

The couple’s secret, steamy nights behind closed doors at Manhattan’s Four Seasons Hotel apparently have fans buzzing. Just imagine if they were actually true.

The Friends star’s plan to finally have the baby she’s been yearning for is also revealed. Note that the same mag declared Jennifer Aniston pregnant weeks ago.

Nonsense. In conclusion, if you want to read a about steamy love affair that actually took place, try the Brooke Hundley-Steve Phillips saga. ESPN-O he didn't!

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5 Comments

  1. lemonylimes Says:

    And you wonder why this magazine is cheaper then everything else..

  2. Sally Says:

    If anybody needed to give an explanation about this news, it should have been either Jen or John. I think it's nobody's business.

  3. lemonylimes Says:

    I dont think Jen or John can give an explanation Sally, cause that story has phony piece of crap written all over it.
    I do agree with your beliefs though about privacy

  4. robsessed Says:

    i hope its true. i like them together

  5. JL Says:

    She can have him

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