Happy Birthday, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz!

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A terrible actress, a poor singer, the sister of an escalating trainwreck and wife to an annoying band member, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz turns 25 today.

The B-list celebrity will likely celebrate by spending time with husband Pete and cute son Bronx today; though we hope she also hangs out with an acting coach.

Seriously. Have you seen her performance on Melrose Place?!? Ashlee makes her fellow stars look like the cast of The West Wing.

We kid, but we also hope Simpson-Wentz is doing well. Send in your birthday wishes to her and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

  • Smiling Simpson
  • Upfront and Center
  • Fake Firecrotch
  • Uselessness Personified
  • Nice Lingerie
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i wonder what pete got her

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i hope she had a good bday

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I bet jessica's is mad as hell cause Ashley as everything that she wanted husband, baby and a singing . Wonder how long it is going to take her to go buck crazy

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Happy Bitthday ! :)

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i like her!!

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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